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Snockard Channing

Don't talk to me about rules, dear. Wherever I stay I make the goddamn rules.

About Me

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My Interests

Writing, Elizabeth Taylor, painting, Project: Ma-gag-gie, Bette Davis, hag horror, camp, doin Eth, refried beans, burning eggs, cooking, baking, doodling, Virginia Woolf, modernism, squandering god given talent, impressionism, Atomic Age Cinema, Dame Doom, horror movies, trivia, unfinished paintings, brushstrokes that are unaccounted for, sliding through life on charm, Biddyology, portraits over landscapes, prose over poetry, money and a room of my own, making tee shirts, wry comments, the Star Wars Holiday Special, having too many movies on my Netflix queue, going to Hell by boat, scandal, squalor, epic poetry, chasing ill-behaved felines, drinking, alcohol, Wii, drunk Wii, cunt punching, being married to people, hobology, bringing BEANS back (not bubbles), the William Shatner School of Rhetoric and Martial Arts, failed attempts to quit smoking, activities that are free, Candice Bergen's Valentine's Day Sassacre, Latin, The John Goodman Peeps Experience

I'd like to meet:


She's my man and we got all the balls we need

Music:

Ben Folds Five, Ben Folds, Nirvana, Beatles, David Bowie, John Lennon, George Harrison, Rolling Stones, Guns n Roses, Beck, The Belle Ends, The Doors, Simon and Garfunkel, NIN, Bizet, Maria Callas, Postal Service, Jackson 5, Radiohead, Edith Piaf, Maggie Kubley, Dean Martin, Stevie Wonder, The Decemberists, Led Zeppelin, Tammy Wynette, Judy Garland, Liza Minnelli, Scissor Sisters, Cake, Elton John, Prince, Barbra Streisand, Frank Sinatra, Ethel Merman, Bette Midler, White Zombie, Corinne Bailey Rae, Julie Andrews, Eels, Tina Turner, Eric Clapton, Gypsy, Sweet Charity, Cabaret, Annie Get Your Gun, Mame, Grease, Sound of Music, Victor/Victoria

Movies:

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, The Great Dictator, Die Die My Darling!, Sunset Boulevard, All About Eve, Blue Velvet, Pink Flamingos, Polyester, Hairspray, Butterfield 8, Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Mommie Dearest, What's the Matter with Helen?, Whoever Slew Auntie Roo?, The Graduate, The Miracle Worker, Female Trouble, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Lifeboat, The Little Foxes, Gypsy, Auntie Mame, Twin Peaks: FWWM, Victor/Victoria, Cabaret, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Evil Dead Trilogy, Thelma and Louise, Night of the Hunter, The Sound of Music, Grease, To Wong Foo, Six Degrees of Separation, Soapdish, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Happiness, Jurassic Park, Pulp Fiction, The Little Mermaid, She-Devil, The Breakfast Club, The Neverending Story, Addams Family, Addams Family Values, Death Becomes Her, Mulholland Drive, Ghostbusters, Valley of the Dolls, To Kill a Mockingbird, Star Wars Trilogy, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Creepshow, Chicago, A Dirty Shame, The Driver's Seat

Television:

Roseanne, Golden Girls, Murphy Brown, Project Runway, Ren and Stimpy, Simpsons, Twin Peaks, Designing Women, X-Files, Frasier, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Six Feet Under, The West Wing, Desperate Housewives, The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, Boston Legal

Books:

Virginia Woolf, Dorothy Parker, James Joyce, Jack Kerouac, Ray Bradbury, T.S. Eliot, Amy Bloom, Ezra Pound, John Milton, Anne Sexton, Tennessee Williams, William Burroughs, H.P. Lovecraft, Flannery O'Connor, Helen Keller, Gogol, Sophocles, Aeschylus, biographies of divas, autobiographies of divas, the autobiographies of the children of divas, The Lorax, Mike Mulligan and his Steam Engine

My Blog

Drunk rant from last night; screw Meryl!

I wrote this drunk last night.  So there you go (- a now hungover Snockard Channing) This started out as a drunk away message. Now, it's just a drunk blog rant.I have two favorite seasons. T...
Posted by Snockard Channing on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:51:00 PST

Spring Line Design Time

Okay, so over Christmas, my lovely silk screening partner recieved MORE SCREENS!  This is fabulous for two reasons: one, designs for the Daddy's Money Tees Spring Line begin Friday night and...
Posted by Snockard Channing on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:37:00 PST

007: Snockard Channing grows up

Okay, it's a new year.  I have to graduate in May.  There is no longer any reason for me to be in college.  I'm having a very Maria Von Trapp crisis, here.  I mean, let's face it, ...
Posted by Snockard Channing on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:31:00 PST

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!

I've spent the night working on this painting (impressionism is NOT dead) and decided I wanted to take a break and watch a couple episodes of Boston Legal.  So, I get out my new DVD player and ho...
Posted by Snockard Channing on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:27:00 PST

Nerdy Awesomeness

Let's face it, the hot thing this holiday season is the Wii (my money was on the Magic Bullet blender, but I guess I was fucking wrong on that one).  As a gal who loves her video games, I'm rath...
Posted by Snockard Channing on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST

Teez Nuts

So...here are some shirts I've made... The Liza Face Support Your Local Bitch   Pills Make You Pretty   Shelley Winters getting bitch slapped   Just thought I'd share that.  Th...
Posted by Snockard Channing on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 08:32:00 PST

The Fall Line

So, I've realized that the silk screening bug comes in waves (like the flu, but far more creative).  Thus, the tee shirts I make tonight/tomorrow will be a part of the Daddy's Money Tees fall lin...
Posted by Snockard Channing on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:08:00 PST

Hungover Thursday Blog

So, I'm still a bit hungover.  The greatest thing about me going to class hungover has to be that this state causes the filter between my brain and my mouth to disappear and I say whatever pops i...
Posted by Snockard Channing on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:24:00 PST

Another pointless Thursday blog to pass the time

Okay, it's between classes, time for bitchy Thursday blog.  I just got out of my Holocaust Lit midterm and I must preface this entry with the synopsis of the review session that occured on Tuesda...
Posted by Snockard Channing on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:59:00 PST

Thank you, Patron Saint of Confusion

So, it's Tuesday and my modern art class is out early (shocker!) and so I'm trapped in a lab and am going to babble in a blog and for those of you who are subscribed, well, you'll have to deal with it...
Posted by Snockard Channing on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:07:00 PST