I like (I don't anymore, cause I'm diseased, I mean deceased) Hoisting gin bottles, screaming at loved ones, playing the drama queen. Singing the "right profile" at the top of my lungs, and irritating the neighbors. When I see Joe Strummer I'm going to rock his world. I just pray he doesn't hump my leg.
Ewan McGregor, Chubby Checker (I hear he's got a massive schlong), Fat Albert (just to see if he's as fat as I am), Milli Vanilla, Donald Frump, Jack Daniels, Sid Vicious, The Maltese Falcon. Sam & Dave, D.B. Cooper (where's the money, ya big yutz), The Maytag Repairman, P.J. Probe Me, The guy who played Pepino on the Real McCoys, Cantinflas and Rebecca Quick!
Mel Torme, Spice Girls, Hanson, Ruddy Bich (I mean, Buddy Rich), REM Speedwagon, Jackson Brownnose, Crosby, Pills and Hash, Randy the Rotating Rump Roaster, Village Peephole, and anything that has tambourines and sitars.
Any movie I'm in. The Posiedon Adventure. Bedtime for Bonzo. Bio-Dome, Sleepy in Seattle. Barfly. Rude Boy goes to Ridgecrest. Bruce Wilbur in "Die Hard". Indiana Jones and the lost tennis shoe. Godzilla goes to Anaheim.
Genital Hospital. The Young and the Chestless. The Ellen DeGenerate Show. My mother, the car. Mr. Ed. Cops (they have the best actors). Ren & Stumpy. Xena, the latent lesbian warrior (buxom, handsome slut...I'm jealous).
300 uses for Tequila, Vermouth in our Western Culture, Lace and Whiskey, Days of Winos and Roses, Barfly, Cooking with Beer.
Mickey O' Rourke, Erik & Lyle, The Teletubbies, Robert Downer Jr., Enya, Edith Piaf, and Maury Po bitch. Milli Vanilli.