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NORMA DESMOND

I am here for Dating

About Me

fPLEASE GO TO MY AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY, RELAY FOR LIFE PERSONAL PAGE TO MAKE A DONATION! I'M THE TEAM CAPTAIN THIS YEAR AND WHO OF US HASN'T BEEN TOUCHED BY THIS DISEASE? PLEASE DONATE IN MEMORY OF SOMEONE YOU LOVE OR TO CELEBRATE THE LIFE OF SOMEONE WHO IS A SURVIVOR! ITS TAX DEDUCTIBLE AND IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH YOU DONATE...I LOVE YOU FOR IT DAHLINGS! HERE IS THE LINK TO MY PAGE: http://main.acsevents.org/goto/janetmadayXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX OXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOAnd I promise you I'll never desert you again because after 'Salome' we'll make another picture and another picture. You see, this is my life! It always will be! Nothing else! Just us, the cameras, and those wonderful people out there in the dark!... All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.They took the idols and smashed them, the Fairbanks , the Gilberts, the Valentinos! And who've we got now? Some nobodies!!!!!ITS JUST THAT I DON'T WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE...NOT WHILE I'M UNDER THIS TERRIBLE STRAIN....MY NERVES HAVE BEEN TORN TO SHREEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSS....ALL I ASK IS FOR YOU IS TO HAVE A LITTLE PATIENCE AND A LITTLE KINDNESS!I AM big. It's the pictures that got small.Without me, there wouldn't be any Paramount studio"We didn't need dialogue. We had faces!"MEN STRANGLE THEMSELVES WITH MY SILK STOCKINGSI LIVE IN MY FABULOUS MANSION WITH MY DEAD MONKEY BUBBLES, MY BUTLER MAX AND MY SEXY BOYFRIEND JOE...WHO IS SUCH A JOKESTER, HE IS ALWAYS PLAYING DEAD IN THE SWIMMING POOL! I'LL HAVE TO WRITE MORE LATER AS I'M REHEARSING FOR MY NEW FILM , SALOME....WHERE I CUT MY LOVERS HEAD OFF....AH, SUCH DRAMA AND CLOSEUPS EXCITE ME!I LOVE ORGANS AND I HAVE A BIG ONE IN MY PARLOR!!!!!!!IT MOANS, GROANS AND BEST OF ALL, ITS MECHANICAL!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Men in my life: Don't forget to take your antibiotics...Gonorrhea can make you INSANE...AND I SHOULD KNOW!MR. DEMILLES SECRETARY AND FIND OUT WHY SHE NEVER GIVES HIM MY MESSAGES OR I KNOW HE'D CALL ME BACK!Dahlings - Such a devastating day...my beloved Max fell down two flights of stairs...and almost spilled my champagne!!!!!!!!!The thousands of men literally begging for my most intimate female favors...one at a time boys!The Funeral Director...we have so many room temperature bodies in my Fabulous mansion!Dahlings- I've been advised by Mr. DeMille that we DID not land on the moon in 1969 and here is the proof!!! ufo nasa moon landing a lie
All of you little people out there in the dark...who adore me dahlings...kiss kiss!

My Blog

HELP!!!!!

I NEED YOU TO DO A GOOD DEED. I KNOW MONEY IS TIGHT, I'M NOT ASKING FOR A HUGE DONATION.  ITS FOR THE AMERICAN CANCER ASSOCIATION AS I VOLUNTEERED TO BE A PEON AND ENDED UP A CAPTAIN TO RAISE MONEY FO...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:15:00 GMT

MILDRED PIERCE SUICIDAL.....

DAHLINGS - WE MUST HELP OUR BELOVED FRIEND MILDRED PIERCE. SIMPLY BECAUSE SHE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A NASTY STD THAT CAUSES AN ITCH IN AN UNMENTIONABLE PRIVATE SPOT, SHE HAS BEEN SEEN READY TO JUMP OFF L...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:00:00 GMT

Jealousy and that TART Jillian!

Sometimes pictures say the whole story and words aren't necessary. However, due to my creative use of the English language, I feel compelled to let my fans know that Jillian, that tart, that jealous w...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 03:05:00 GMT

My deep thoughts of Life

Dahlings - I feel compelled to write my deepest most intimate thoughts and yes, yell them from the highest rooftop if thats what it takes to be heard. Once again, I dined out last night with one of my...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 13:32:00 GMT

MY PSYCHIATRIST, THE FAMOUS DR. DRESSLER AND THAT WHORE MILDRED PIERCE

DAHLINGS....MY BELOVED PSYCHIATRIST WHO HAS BEEN ATTEMPTING TO HELP ME OVER ACTUALLY EATING MY DEAD BELOVED CHIMPANZEE AT MILDREDS BLUE PLATE SPECIAL.....IS APPALLED THAT MILDRED IS THROWING AROUND TH...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:24:00 GMT