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Melissa Malice

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About Me

I'm an eclectic little thing with that certain playful oopmh that makes me not always act my age. I aspire to live up to most of the ideals of yesteryear, since I hate those of today. I like getting dressed up, even when I have no apparent place to go. I like my boys with axle grease on their arms and ol' skool grease in their hair. I like cooking, cleaning, bowling, and vintage tchotchkes. I'm into found-this-in-gramma's-attic vintage clothes & crap, and hate "AE Vintage" clothes & crap. I'm all about the combination of white, red, and yellow to decorate a house, especially if it has a well-manicured lawn with a well-placed lawn flamingo. I play with pizza for a living. I like cartoons.I love cars and music. The cars I like are classic and made of actual steel, and the music I like is made with REAL instruments and talent, rather than a scratched record and a botched vocabulary.


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My Interests

I ♥ : Photoshoots, greasers, classic cars, my car, pin-ups, photobooths, Lucky Strikes, piercings, tattoos, bowling, black hair, playing in the snow, driving, thunderstorms, power outtages, boys who sing, vinyls, writing/reading, going to the dentist, getting letters in the mail, my cat, the color green, socks, buying underwear, getting dressed up, playing pool, stupid prizes from arcades, secret codes & inside jokes, baking, and laying in bed watching movies all day.I ♥ : people who fuck with other peoples' feelings, liars, fish (unless it's canned tuna), bigotry, mixed signals, stepping on snails or gum, race- or ageism, being bored/broke, stuffy cars, zuchinni, fat guys at shows who step on me, tweezers that don't pinch, inflation, and my lack of patience.
Dream Cars: 1965 Malibu SS, 1937 Chevy Coupe, 1963 Chevy II, 1966 Ford Mustang, 1958 Ford Fairlane 500, 1947 Buick Roadster Convertible And of course, the baby I already have;1974 Dodge Dart Swinger 2-door Hardtop

I'd like to meet:

Greasers, Pin-ups, Musicians, Photographers, Artists, Mechanics, Authors, Designers, and those generally cool old people with wonderful stories of their heydays... Basically, people who make and are works of art.Respectively; Frank Sinatra, Gene Kelly, Ricky Nelson, Eddie Cochran, Errol Flynn, and Montgomery Clift. These are men who personify the word "stallion."
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Music:

7 Seconds, ACDC, Adicts, AFI (their earlier stuff), Agent Orange, Alice Cooper, Alkaline Trio, Bad Religion, Beatles, Bob Dylan, Briggs, Briefs, Buddy Holly, Buzzcocks, Charlie Feathers, Circle Jerks, Clash, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Damned, Dead Boys, Dead Kennedys, Del Vikings, Del Shannon, Descendents, Death on Wednesday, Demented Are Go!, Devil Doll, Devil Makes Three, Dick Dale, Django Reinhardt, Doors, Dropkick Murphys, Eddie Cochrane, Elliot Smith, Exploited, Fats Domino, Flogging Molly, Gene Pitney, Gene Pitney, Goldfinger, Guana Batz, Guitar Wolf, Guttermouth, Hank Williams, Hasil Adkins, Jem, Johnny Cash, Johnny Burnette Trio, Kiss, Little Richard, Louis Armstong, Madcap, MC5, Millencolin, Minor Threat, Misfits, Muddy Waters, Nerf Herder, New York Dolls, NOFX, Operation Ivy, Pennywise, Ramones, Reverend Horton Heat, Rolling Stones, Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs, Sex Pistols, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Social Distortion, Stray Cats, Tenacious D, The Business, Thrice, Throw Rag, Vandals... most likely among others.... table td div tortion, Siouxsie & The Banshees, div font {visibility:hidden;}

Movies:

The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, Cry Baby, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Requiem For A Dream, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Goodfellas, Detroit Rock City, Empire Records, Dazed and Confused, The Salton Sea, Harold and Maude, Fight Club, A Clockwork Orange, Hook, 2001: A Space Odyssey, This is Spinal Tap, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Apocalypse Now, American Grafitti, Trainspotting, The Neverending Story, Dogma, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Stand By Me, Animal House, Blues Brothers, The Big Lebowski, The Godfather, The Wall, anything Monty Python, Ghost World, Schindler's List, Amadeus, Brazil, The Sword in The Stone, Rebel Without A Cause, Swing Kids, Aristocats, Full Metal Jacket, Rubin & Ed, Back to the Future, James & The Giant Peach, Ray, Road To Perdition, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Gone in 60 Seconds, The Italian Job, Grand Theft Parsons, Sideways, Dick Tracy, Strange Brew, Sunset Strip, Fargo, High Fidelity, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Memphis Belle, Sling Blade, and anything Indiana Jones or James Bond (before Pierce Brosnan.)

Television:

METALOCALYPSE, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Daily Show, Antiques Roadshow, Ren & Stimpy, Family Guy, Futurama, and Cold Case Files... and basically anything that the Sci-Fi or History channels have to offer.

Books:

Invisible Monsters, Running With Scissors, A Man Without A Country, The Black Dahlia Avenger, The Virgin Suicides, The Shipping News, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Death of an Irish Tinker, Little Altars Everywhere, The Liars Club, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Devil's Arithmetic, Anything Nancy Drew, The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow, Interview With A Vampire, In Cold Blood, and ANYTHING BY POPPI BRITE

Heroes:

Anyone who has achieved their goals, especially if their goals were similar to mine.

My Blog

This sums up my feelings on the military

..>  "We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the wom...
Posted by Melissa Malice on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:20:00 PST

Too much. Too much!!

AAAH! Today is one big scary jumble that just decided to attack! I have to run by the post office to stare at the p.o. box with my fingers crossed and hope that when I open it, there's a letter inside...
Posted by Melissa Malice on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:53:00 PST

Why... why why why...

I'm glad I may be leaving to go to school in Phoenix. I'm getting really sick of this whole coke thing that's sweeping Eugene. You can't confront anyone about it, because if they don't deny it, they j...
Posted by Melissa Malice on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:50:00 PST

Honey, let's put the top down.

It's such a beautiful day outside. The sun is shining, it's warm (but not sweltering), there's a light breeze, and everyone just seems to be in a good mood. I can't believe I have to go to work. &nbs...
Posted by Melissa Malice on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:41:00 PST

All's well that starts well..

So, as of Friday, my single days are on haitus... I couldn't be happier. After hanging out with the guy I've had a crush on forever for 5 or 6 weeks, it was decided that we're officially an Item. We h...
Posted by Melissa Malice on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:32:00 PST

Even the subtle beauty of a night alone doesn't go unnoticed

     I had an interesting night. After baking cookies and dressing in my warmest clothes, I started a walk up Willamette street to meet with the object of my frail new affections. ...
Posted by Melissa Malice on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:11:00 PST

If I were any giddier....

...I'd twitch right off my bed. I like giggling and being happy. And I like why I'm giggling and happy. I finally spoke up; it needed to be done. And it went well. Apparently, it wasn't one-sided afte...
Posted by Melissa Malice on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 05:43:00 PST

three effing days.

So... today is Sunday. Sunday is three days before Wednesday; monday, Tuesday,   WEDNESDAY. Why the hell do I care about a Wednesday, you ask?1. Wednesday, I work at the emu. I like being there b...
Posted by Melissa Malice on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:56:00 PST

Better than shoe shopping.

So this one time, I was happy. Go figure. I hadn't gotten to ride in nice car in way too long. That kind of made my month, at least. But not just any nice car...a '62 Futura (!), a flat black and whi...
Posted by Melissa Malice on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:39:00 PST

REVEREND HORTON HEAT

Anyone with a ticket or who is going to the Reverend Horton Heat show in Portland on July 13th, please contact me immediately. I want to go, and I don't really wanna go alone. I just might have to ca...
Posted by Melissa Malice on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:50:00 PST