Della (aka Miss After Dark) profile picture

Della (aka Miss After Dark)

missdella

About Me

I am an entertainer...no, THE entertainer. The entertainer of the world. No, not the world. I don't know Swahili. So, that makes me the entertainer of the masses. I am Catholic, and I did sing in the choir...so that means that I have entertained the masses, right? Okay, that was really bad.I am also a former Miss Gay Indiana University, former Miss Gay Allen County, former Miss Indiana Showqueen Amateur, and the current reigning Miss After Dark.God, these crowns are heavy!
Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Music, Movies, Pop Culture, and everything fabulous.I travel the country to entertain. Some months, I am never home. It's a bitch being in the bar and entertainment industries, but I have shared the stage with people ranging from Ludacris and Shawnna to Gladys Knight to Ellen DeGeneres' mother Betty.

I'd like to meet:

Tina Turner and Orlando Bloom (Orlando can meet me in my boudoir!).. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Motown, Classical, Hip-Hop, R&B, Soul, and anything else that tickles my fancy.

Nobody Makes a Pass at Me Lyrics ..

Movies:

Comedy, comedy, comedy! Life's too short to cry all the time or get scared to death.

Television:

Lifetime re-runs and Adult Swim. Which Absolutely Fabulous Character are You?
You are totally Patsy, sweetie! Eddy's best friend, and Bolly-Stoli swigging, drug induced, ex-model counterpart, Patsy Stone. Cheers darling! Thanks a lot! That bitch daughter of yours must be some sort of company.
Take this quiz !

Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Books:

I am currently reading a book about the homos in early Hollywood...titled "The Sewing Circle." The DaVinci Code was good, but I adore all the "Shopaholic" books and anything by Erma Bombeck.

Heroes:

Tina Turner and my grandmother...sometimes I think they are the same!! Just not the legs. That would be wierd!
Create your own Friend Quiz here

My Blog

Anger, Disdain, and Kittens

It's time for another blog, I think.  It has been over a year since my last posting, so I believe that I am due for another tour of my sanity.  Daily, this tour gets shorter and shorter.&nbs...
Posted by Della (aka Miss After Dark) on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:48:00 PST

Such is life...

I have decided that life is a disappointment.  That is all.  Nothing goes as planned, and few things come to a logical end.  It just doesn't make sense. That's what makes life beautiful...
Posted by Della (aka Miss After Dark) on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:05:00 PST

27 years and one day old...

Shit.  It's another perky Monday.  I'm now officially in my late 20's.  I have heartburn.  My sciatica is killing me.  And judging by the pain in my shoulder, it's going to ra...
Posted by Della (aka Miss After Dark) on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:27:00 PST

Does my bitchiness make me a bitch?

Ah, how I am growing fond of the mySpace.  It is like a drug, I swear!  But with all the great people I am meeting every day, I have discovered something that makes me rather irritable. I do...
Posted by Della (aka Miss After Dark) on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:03:00 PST

Another revelation

Hello puddins! I asked a friend of mine last night why I am still single.  I asked if it's because I am untouchable because of my personality, my job, or my life.  I asked if I was just look...
Posted by Della (aka Miss After Dark) on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:07:00 PST

MY FAT HURTS!

Hello kittens! I have come to a conclusion after many years of frequenting the public houses (ie: bars) that maybe I should not imbide myself as much as I currently do.  Maybe being around all th...
Posted by Della (aka Miss After Dark) on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:48:00 PST

I love this crap!

In a twist of fate and fabulousness, I aquired another computer that is now at my house and that means that I CAN WORK ON THIS DAMN SITE NOW! If only I could remember how to do most of this junk. Rega...
Posted by Della (aka Miss After Dark) on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:52:00 PST

Entry One: WHAT AM I DOING?

Here I go, writing my first blog entry on my first web page.  Well, my first personal webpage.  I hope I know what I'm doing, still.  I used to work on the website at the station, ...
Posted by Della (aka Miss After Dark) on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:53:00 PST