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Juno Hussein Christ

I buy implements of torture on eBay.

About Me

Subject exhibits type 2 personality disorder with poor impulse control, paraphilla, fetishism, sexual sadism, Machiavellian delusions of grandeur, lycanthropy, intense homicidal urges, pyromania, long intervals of violent agitation followed by excessive thumb twiddling, and generally unwholesome behavior. Recommended treatment: Heavy sedation, electro-shock therapy Prognosis: poor.;.. ..I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

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My Interests

Early music, Lovecraft, giallo, Art Nouveau, Francis Bacon, Theda Bara, Hieronymus Bosch, Edward Gorey, Arthur Conan Doyle, Tallulah Bankhead, visual kei, Medieval poetry, cult films, Alphonse Mucha, gay porn, Monty Python, Bruce Campbell, MST3K, yaoi, Clive Barker, Salad Fingers, Montgomery Clift, snuggling, Ono no Komachi, heretics, lycanthropy, gore, femdom, dancing naked with wild animals in the forest of the night, general witchery.

I'd like to meet:

Lizzie Borden


Music:

Android Lust, Aural Vampire, Azam Ali, Birthday Massacre, Nick Cave, Meg Lee Chin, Claire Voyant, Collide, Cab Calloway, Daisy Chainsaw, Dead Can Dance, Die Form, Dir en grey, einsturzende neubauten, Emilie Autumn, Exist†Trace, Gackt, the Gazette, Hannah Fury, Helium Vola, Johnny Hollow, Kanon Wakeshima, Kidenytheives, Madder Mortem, Malice Mizer, Marbell, Medaeval Babes, Miranda Sex Garden, Moi dix Mois, Miyavi, Nebelhexe, Nico, NIN, Otep, a Perfect Circle, Pig, Qntal, Queen Adreena, Rasputina, Schoolyard Heroes, Schwarz Stein, Snake River Conspiracy, Sopor Aeternus, Stream of Passion, SUGIZO, Switchblade Symphony, Theatre of Tragedy, Thee Merry Widows, Tool, Unter Null, Velvet Eden, Within Temptation, Yang Xiao-lin, Yoko Kanno, Yma Sumac

Movies:

Anything that features gore and nudity.

Television:

Anything that features nudity and gore.

Books:

the Bible

Heroes:

Lizzie Borden and Jesus

My Blog

Brief Dead Baby Rant

The past several weeks the local Planned Parenthood clinic has been the focus of a "pro-life" demonstration.  The same seven people have been stationed outside the clinic carrying signs that sa...
Posted by Juno Hussein Christ on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 08:43:00 PST

Im Beelzebub, and I endorse this message.

Barak "the Omen" Obama Ok, this is some astonishingly retarded stuff.  Today I encountered yet another person who believes that Barak Obama is the antichrist (and she was a nurse at the a...
Posted by Juno Hussein Christ on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 06:34:00 PST

Children I’d Like To Adopt.

Special-Ed Students Plotted To Kill Third-Grade Teacher WAYCROSS, GEORGIA.  Apr 2, 2008 -- Eleven students got together and plotted to kill their teacher, even going so far as to bring handcu...
Posted by Juno Hussein Christ on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:00:00 PST

gone septic

It must be nice not to be lonely.  It must be wonderful to have so many friends that you’re willing to lose one.  It must be divine not to be so desperate for affection that you&rsq...
Posted by Juno Hussein Christ on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:46:00 PST

Satire

As a racist, sexist, anti-Semitic homophobe who hates handicapped people I often find it difficult to express my unpopular (but valid) personal beliefs without being met with social ostracism. &n...
Posted by Juno Hussein Christ on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:35:00 PST

One Hundred and Twenty-Five Dead Babies

Today someone accused me of not being the "maternal type."   I am highly offended by this wholly inaccurate assessment of my charater.   I am a caring nurturer.  I only wish to spread j...
Posted by Juno Hussein Christ on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:15:00 PST

Al Qaeda Rides the Short Bus

Homicide Bombers   Saturday, February 2nd 2008, 4:00 am In an act of stunning depravity, Iraqi insurgents Friday Strapped bombs to two mentally retarded women and sent them into crowded Baghdad ...
Posted by Juno Hussein Christ on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 03:03:00 PST

They Always Come In Threes

So who will be next?   My money's on Ryan Gosling or possibly James Franco.  Any suggestions?  If you guess right, you get a cookie.  ^_^(And, yes, I do think it is tr...
Posted by Juno Hussein Christ on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:15:00 PST

Fun With Bacteria

Is it a coincidence that "paranoia" is right next to "paranormal" in the dictionary? I don't fuckin' think so! I can't help being neurotic. There are just so many marvelous things to obsess over! ...
Posted by Juno Hussein Christ on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:57:00 PST

Some of my favorite forms of torture. :)

"Iron Maiden" or "Virgin of Nuremberg" The iron maiden, often styled after the Madonna or a favorite daughter, was more an instrument of execution than torture. The device either enclosed the victi...
Posted by Juno Hussein Christ on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:07:00 PST