I enjoy golfing with Adam Sandler and Bob Barker....no, wait.... that's a movie, I think. Er.... I am fond of my personal computer (it is very expensive, created for my special needs and desires!) I suppose, and always enjoy corresponding with whatever fans of mine are left out there....*sniff*. I like to sit under a tree in the park, where the neighborhood children come, stare and poke at me with long sharp sticks, which they fashion while I am there, contentedly humming along, laptop on lap, trying to mind my own business.... but I digress. Oh yes, I am psychic. *ahem* I also celebrate a myriad of dinosaur (I am actually, part dinosaur and part dragon) holidays of which you Humans know nothing.
I'd like to meet an attractive female dinosaur (with her own money), not too tall, with a nice fat tail. THAT, or a lovely human female who likes to clean caves.
My favorite musician is Marc Bolan (think about it, human). I, myself am a well-known musician, playing 34 musical instruments and fronting Zilly & The Cows, The Cows being 8 of the sexiest Guernseys New Jersey has to offer. *ahem* Stop that laughing this instant.
"Reptilicus" (Danish, 1964) is to me, what "Gone With The Wind" has been to many of your species. Anything I am in, of course. Had the Academy known I was actually a live creature, they would have considered me the Robert DeNiro of my kind, I am certain. I have played wet, dry, on sea and land, on fire, against myself in a metal suit, etc. I am a seasoned pro. My planned remake of "A Thousand Clowns", in which I was to star, would have made history, and had I done more than one Shakespearian play (the notoriously difficult tour de force, "King Lear", in which I played the title role), I most assuredly would have made a reputation for myself as the greatest actor since Laughton. And what kept me from it? I burped just as the first act was beginning, and set the curtains on fire.........
160 channels and there's nothing on.*ahem*
Er.... anything by Michael Moore or those old books by Woody Allen. And comic books, lots of comic books!
I like the long Italian ones, with those round red peppers which are hot; oil and vinegar and oregano and lots of tasty prosciutto (which my bestest best friend, Mr. Santoro introduced to me) and fresh mozzarella cheese! YUM!..