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About Me

So why you may ask do I have a profile dedicated to Alice in Wonderland? The fantastical nature of the stories for one draw me in as an appeal towards childhood and innocence. But what brings me back to the story over and over again as an adult are the words. The subtle play on words that Lewis Caroll utilized in his writing and especially his creative and always random poetry are what fascinate me. As the Cheshire Cat said "We're all mad here" and that is the way the writings of Lewis Caroll tended to go towards.

How doth the little Crocodile
Improve his shining tail
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!

My Interests

Speak roughly to your little boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
He only does it to annoy,
Because he knows it teases.

I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!

I'd like to meet:

Someone Interesting, Someone with unique thoughts, Someone who can help me find the white rabbit, Anyone who can debate and discuss with me ...

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`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Music:

All Kinds ...

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Recall Alice
When she was just small

When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head"

Movies:

Anything that takes me on a fantastical journey through alternate realities!

Television:

Books:

Anything that takes me on a fantastical journey through alternate realities!

My Blog

I Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself

This is an excellent editorial I ran across today ... thought I'd share with everyone else ...Better dump the OscarsIt's an embarrassment that we pause for movie awards - and treat war and peace as a ...
Posted by Alice on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:01:00 PST

Why You Can't Divide By Zero

Why does he do this to me? I make one simple statement about how I hope a certain robot (named smarterchild on msn) should fry it's little circuits trying to contemplate concepts such as 2 divid...
Posted by Alice on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:02:00 PST

Interview ... with the best kind of questions a girl could ask for

THE GUIDELINES: 1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me." 2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions. 3. You will update your blog with the answers to the qu...
Posted by Alice on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:08:00 PST

Hooray for Retarded Christian Fundies

What the Fuck ... I won't even discuss how pathetically stupid these people are! ...
Posted by Alice on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:34:00 PST

My mommy was an ipod and my daddy was a playstation

"The Three Laws of RoboticsI. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction,allow a human being to come to harm.II. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings exceptwhere such...
Posted by Alice on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 04:10:00 PST

"How embarrassing to be human" ... and other inspirational quotes

So I was originally just looking for one specific quote from dear old Mr. Vonnegut, but I ended up with such a plethora of them that I felt I should share a few of my favorites."Sally in the garden,Si...
Posted by Alice on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:25:00 PST

How now thou Christians?

"Man with all his noble qualities, with sympathy which feels for the most debased, with benevolence which extends not only to other men but to the humblest living creature, with his god-like intellect...
Posted by Alice on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:35:00 PST

A Creative Blackhole

That's where the US is right now ... getting sucked into a creative blackhole. I am so sick and tired of the shit movies that are coming out. It's sad when our country has to steal movies ...
Posted by Alice on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST

Coping with Life -- The Multiple Personality Disorder Way

"My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession." --Jouaquin PhoenixI feel like I'm torn asunder. In life w...
Posted by Alice on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 05:00:00 PST

Enough with the damn leeches already!

"When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell. That is why we dread children, even if we love them, they show us the state of our decay."...
Posted by Alice on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:39:00 PST