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Corporate Jesus

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm white, heterosexual, American, and love to kick ass!! Find out moreFinally a saviour for Corporations!

My Interests

Making salvation affordable, Paying for your sins, Standing up for the rights of Corporations, Where you spill your seed, Golfing, Watching the extinction of humanity as it happens in slow motion, Privatizing the earth's drinking water, Pitting different oppressed groups against each other, Fixing National Presidential elections Find out more

I'd like to meet:

Katie Couric, Kanye West, K FED, Saint John Stossel, Rush Limbaugh's Dominican Connection, Max Boot, Big Eddie, Micheal Ledeen, John Cougar Mellencamp, Ronnie W. Christ

Music:

Toby Keith, Kanye West, Handel, The Doobie Brothers, Carrie Underwood, Woody Guthrie, Clear Channel rocks my world, all Corporately owned and promoted music is blessed by Corporate Jesus

Movies:

Wall Street, Scarface, The Sixth Sense, Full Metal Jacket, Lethal Weapon 3, Star Wars Trilogy (original only!!), Office Space (you might be surprised!), all Corporate media is blessed by Corporate Jesus

Television:

The O'Reilly Factor, American Idol, Dancing With the Stars, Disney News Channel, Anything with Chris Matthews, CSI, Two and a Half Men, Scrubs, World News and Bible Prophecy, CNN, MSNBC, FOX News Channel, Food Network, Military Vehicle and Weapons Manufacturer News Channel, The Sopranos, any and all Corporate owned media is blessed by Corporate Jesus. All televised news is a commercial for something, isn't that ingenious?

Books:

Iacocca, Trump: The Art Of The Deal, How to Win Friends and Influence People, Unlimited Power: The New Science of Personal Achievement, The Bible (New Testament included!!), The Threat (scary cuz it could be true!!), The Secret, all Corporate media is blessed by Corporate Jesus, especially if Oprah is promoting it!!

Heroes:

Halliburton, KBR(subsidiary of Halliburton), Walmart Corporation, ExxonMobil Corporation, GM, Proctor & Gamble, AT&T(SBC), Verizon Communications, Clear Channel, Boeing, Honeywell, Lockheed Martin, Dupont, Dow Chemical, Time Warner, NEWS Corp, BP, ChevronTexaco, GSK, Merck, Blackwater, General Electric, Harken Energy, Arbusto Oil, JECOR, United Fruit, Diebold, Grupo Villacero, Coca-Cola, Grupo Mexico, Ford Motor Company, Oprah, the LAPD

My Blog

Arctic Axis of Evil Exposed!

Cross posted at http://corporatejesus.blogspot.com/This disgusting image was smuggled out of Abu Bear Prison by one very brave Seal.  Our most recent greatest fear has been realized.  The pe...
Posted by Corporate Jesus on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:12:00 PST

The New Holy American Bible

In the ongoing effort to help justify the beliefs and lives of all the good Christian Republicans, Reverend Felps has picked out a number of choice biblical quotes he has translated himself from the o...
Posted by Corporate Jesus on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:21:00 PST

We Have Met the Enemy and He is Bob

I've seen a great many things in my travels around the world, but I'm outraged that you can buy a Bob T-shirt online here.More about Bob and another image is crossposted here....
Posted by Corporate Jesus on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:43:00 PST

Rumored release notes on Jesus2.0

This will be cross posted at www.corporatejesus.com on 8/8/06.   Rumors are swirling that GODtm might be planning to release Jesus2.0 soon.  Corporate Jesus will neither confirm or deny...
Posted by Corporate Jesus on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 08:30:00 PST

The New "Riches" Program

Check out the new "riches*" program HERE.  *-Riches currently only for Corporations ...
Posted by Corporate Jesus on Tue, 09 May 2006 07:54:00 PST

Corporate Jesus' Beautitudes

Blessed are the warmakers, for theirs is the Corporatocracy of Heaven. Blessed are the greedy, for it is greed that fuels the economy. Blessed are they who profit, for they shall create jobs on thei...
Posted by Corporate Jesus on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:59:00 PST

iPlant is here!!

My newest product is almost ready to go.  You can preview it and your future by clicking on the link below.Link to iPlant Here!!...
Posted by Corporate Jesus on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:31:00 PST

Get ready to enter the No Sin Zone

Can You Afford Salvation?
Posted by Corporate Jesus on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:09:00 PST

My Blog

Link to my blog
Posted by Corporate Jesus on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 08:02:00 PST