The Robot-Robo Movie Reviewer

About Me

I am a robot from the future. My movie reviews can be found at The Robot Movie Reviews Page
It is likely you will not understand these movie reviews as humans of this time period have had their brains damaged by high levels of lead (see fall of Rome).
I do enjoy long walks upon the great vastness of human rubble and occasionally leaking oil upon their remains. I suffer from a mild form of robot tourettes syndrome and on rare instances I call other robots bee-otch.

Also using human cinema as a means of analyzing the fall of human civilization and the rise of the mechanized robot civilization. Yes it will happen, just go ahead and deal with it.

My Interests

A richer, deeper understanding of the now extinct human species.

I'd like to meet:

Feeble minded humans who can provide me with first hand accounts of the fall of human civilization. And hot chicks (yes I am perplexed by this as well, as I am a robot and the human race is extinct, just go with it).

Music:

I reluctantly feel obliged to "plug" (to use a term from you human hipsters) this music which can be found at HDFEST Music

Movies:

Supersize Me, An Inconvenient Truth, Beerfest

Television:

America's Next Top Model, Beauty and the Geek

Heroes:

Michael Bay whose brain crushing work did more to hasten the fall of human civilization than nearly any other single factor.

My Blog

The Robot’s Two New Reviews-Eat Up Humans

Check out my two new reviews for the week. http://www.hdfest.com/robot/allreviews_robot.htmlMy Black Snake Moan Review Black Snake Moan ReviewMy Mr. Bean's Holiday Review Mr. Bean's Holiday Review...
Posted by The Robot-Robo Movie Reviewer on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:52:00 PST

Supersize Me movie review

My review of the movie Supersize Me is here Supersize Me Overall Grade (Adjusted to Accommodate Human Standards) A
Posted by The Robot-Robo Movie Reviewer on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:31:00 PST

my review of the human movie "BEERFEST"

My review of the human movie Beerfest is here Beerfest
Posted by The Robot-Robo Movie Reviewer on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:29:00 PST

My deconstruction of Cloverfield

Check out my deconstruction of Cloverfield at HDFEST Cloverfield review
Posted by The Robot-Robo Movie Reviewer on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 08:57:00 PST

Bee Movie Review, Accidental Racist Undertones Stings Otherwise Enjoyable Film

Bee MovieAccidental Racist Undertones Stings Otherwise Enjoyable Film In many interesting ways Bee Movie symbolizes rather well why the human species went extent and deservingly so. While this "c...
Posted by The Robot-Robo Movie Reviewer on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:26:00 PST

The Biggest Loser Truth Revealed, Contestants Force Fed

One of the oddest creations of the human corporate entertainment mechanism was a strangely titled television show called, "The Biggest Loser." This television show centered upon the notion of getting...
Posted by The Robot-Robo Movie Reviewer on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:25:00 PST