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Balloon Jesus

I was walking along right, and then they fucking nailed me to a cross wtf?

About Me

Hey It's me Jesus! Ya the one you all know and love(: well I thought it was time for me to get with the times. So I made a Myspizzle. Note: If you see any other Myspace Jesus pages, they are fakes! I'm the real J-dawg. you can call me J-dawg if ya like. Say no to drugs, and stay in school. (or I'll have to kick some ass) PS. I don't grant wishes. Send your donations to me! I got to pay for college some how.1337 Jesus Rd. Heaven, CA. USAWord to your mother- O

My Interests

Mankind. avlays

I'd like to meet:

not this guy

Music:

Three Days Grace, Evergreen Terrace, Nirvana, Evanescence, Rammstein, Nightwish, Oomph, Emigrate, E Nomine, Apocalyptica, Deine Lakaien, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, A Perfect Circle, Paradise Lost, Furious Styles, White Stripes, Eisbrecher, Gogol Bordello, Lullacry, Enya, Drain STH, Hatebreed, KMFDM, SpineShanke, jesus on extacy,

Movies:

Yo mama so fat, the Luftwaffe mistook her for London. I've been is such films as: Passion of the Christ, South Park, and some others that I can't remember.

Television:

TV=evil. Except if I'm on a show then it's fine. Other wise, evil!!!

Books:

The Bible,

Heroes:

Lou Dobbs

My Blog

Do you love Jesus?? do ya? hu? what?

Dear peeps show Jesus some love.Lata niggas,Jesus- (the balloon)
Posted by Balloon Jesus on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:29:00 PST