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shelbillionaire

I'm much cooler online than real life ....

About Me


AIM - Dirty Geraldo
Cellular Pics
J agshemesh! Hi, my name's Shelby, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents [- George Costanza]. NOT ANYMORE!! I got a job working at Dan Gurney's All American Racers, google it, great place to work with alot of history behind them. I love going to the desert for races and offroading with good friends on the weekends and I run SoCalTundras in my free time, which is a lot lately. Currently taking classes at SAC to get into the Fire Academy. I'm pretty excited about that, just need to focus! FOCUS! Oh and good luck finding me with a serious face on, seriously, I can't not have a good time ... its not in me, unless my good pal Newcastle isn't with me :(
"..every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life," but I just laugh, what are ya gonna do? I wouldn't change it for the world..
R.I.P. Donald Clark aka El Don! STELLLLLA! [12/21/07]
R.I.P. Robert Kennedy aka Big Sexy aka DJ Robizzle [01/15/08]
See you in the desert!
Glamis - Thanksgiving Weekend '07 [I filmed all the side by side shots!!! :D]
flukiest.com/p/shelbs
1489 - One Mile Kyle - Glamis, St. Patty's '08
SoCalTundras.com
You know.... I could save money by buying seperate nuts and mixing them at home.
Comedy = The Pirate Bay

My Interests

Offroading

I'd like to meet:

Me in 20 years.
Marissa Tomei
Mila Kunis
Natasha Mealey
Miley Cyrus [in 2 years..]
Sacha Baron Cohen
and girl with to make romance explosion.
but seriously ... any intelligent female, INTELLIGENT!!

Music:

Hendrix, SRV, George Thorogood, Walter Trout, Eric Clapton, ODB

Movies:

Borat, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Eurotrip, Super Troopers, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman, Elf, Shawn of the Dead, Grandmas Boy

Television:

Ali G/Borat, Family Guy, Futurama, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, I hate TV

Books:

I hate books cause I cant find the ON switch...., How To Read Books - Vol. II, Where did I come from?, Hop On Pop, Green Eggs and Ham, Dad's New Wife Robert, All Cats Go To Hell

Heroes:

Borat
Napoleon Dynamite
Dane Cook
Jon Lajoie

My Blog

...it all seems limitless.

Death is always on the way, but the fact that you don't know when it will arrive seems to take away from the finiteness of life. It's that terrible precision that we hate so much. But because we don't...
Posted by shelbillionaire on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 03:59:00 PST

Real music....

SRV is the shit, never forget it.... this is real music, among the best ever. ...
Posted by shelbillionaire on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:33:00 PST

Current Playlist - Over a Month of Solid Music

13616 tracks in playlist, average track length: 4:04Estimated playlist length: 925 hours 14 minutes 4 seconds(57 tracks of unknown length)    Playlist files:    &nbs...
Posted by shelbillionaire on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:52:00 PST

SCORE - Baja 500, Ensenada 06/02/2007

SCORE Baja 500Ensenada, Mexico - June 2nd, 2007..ages/large/20070602_107.jpg">../www.socaltundras.com/gallery/SCORE/20070602/content/bin/i mages/large/20070602_108.jpg">...
Posted by shelbillionaire on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:06:00 PST

SCT/DR - Ocotillo Wells, 04/14/2007

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Posted by shelbillionaire on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:38:00 PST

MDR - Mojave 250, Barstow 03/31/2007

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Posted by shelbillionaire on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:45:00 PST

Buttercup, Imperial Sand Dunes, CA 03/23/2007

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Posted by shelbillionaire on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:38:00 PST

SCORE - Baja 250, Ensenada 03/10/2007

SCORE - San Felipe Ensenada ,Baja 250Ensenada to Santo Tomas, Mexico - March 10th, 2007..g">..ent/bin/images/large/SCORE_213.jpg"><img src="http://gallery.socaltundras.com/SCORE/20070310/content/ bi...
Posted by shelbillionaire on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:18:00 PST

MDR - DGM, Barstow 02/03/2007

MDR - Don Griffith Memorial 250Barstow, CA - Feb. 3rd, 2007...
Posted by shelbillionaire on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:51:00 PST

"Get Drunk Quick" Drinks .... Bombs

For lack of better words, I guess you could call them party drinks?  Anyways, I will post up some drinks here that are easy to make and'll getcha drunk!Boilermaker * 1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels Whi...
Posted by shelbillionaire on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:27:00 PST