John Ashcroft

Hello, my name is John Ashcroft. I am recently retired. Through 2004 I was the Attourney General of these United States of America. I helped to protect America's freedom and liberty. I am proud of the work I did and am now looking foreward to being out of the spotlight. With more time to myself I am now free to roam the internet protecting everyones liberty and freedom. Thanks to the Patriot Act which I helped pass, along with the blessing of President Bush, I will be going around MySpace.com and other internet sites weeding out threats to the American Way of Life. Our new A.G. will have his hand full with Guantanamo Bay and press conferances. I am free to clean up the internet all I want. I would just like to thank my wonderful wife for all of her support over the years.