About Me

I OWN MYSPACE.

I was expelled from my mothers womb on the cold night of March 11th, 1931 in Melbourne, Australia. I studied at Oxford, but my big break came when I was given control of my father's newspaper "the Adelaide News". From this small town paper I have grown my omnipresent media monstronsity, cleverly titled as "The News Corporation" into one of the largest and most influential media groups in the world.

Politicians swoon over me and often times persuade me to cover their campaigns favorably. My empire covers television, filmed entertainment, cable network programming, book publishing, direct broadcast satellite television, magazines and newspapers.
My iron claw covers the United States, Australia, Continental Europe, the United Kingdom, Asia and the Pacific Basin.

I was made an American citizen in 1985, although I don't pay taxes.

I ditched my wife of 30 years for a woman almost 40 years younger than myself.

I purchased Myspace for $580,000,000 in July...but the news didn't really cover that story.
I am worth billions.
Jealous?

My Interests

Doling out the news on a strictly need to know basis.
Keeping the ignorant "in the know", if you will.

I'd like to meet:

Readers, Listeners, and Viewers.
Chinese citizens
Politicians that enjoy positive political coverage.

Music:

The beautiful siren song of Bill O'Reilly. He has a majestic quality that the Baby Boomers find absolutely irresistible.

Movies:

I own these studios:

Television:

Oh let's see...for starters I happen to own these fine stations:

WNYW - New York City WWOR - New York City KTTV - Los Angeles KCOP - Los Angeles WFLD - Chicago WPWR - Chicago KMSP - Minneapolis WFTC - Minneapolis WTXF - Philadelphia WFXT - Boston WTTG - Washington D.C. WDCA - Washington D.C. KDFW - Dallas KDFI - Dallas WJBK - Detroit KUTP - Phoenix KSAZ - Phoenix WUTB - Baltimore WRBW - Orlando WOFL - Orlando WOGX - Ocala WAGA - Atlanta KRIV - Houston KTXH - Houston WJW - Cleveland WTVT - Tampa KDVR - Denver KTVI - St. Louis WITI - Milwaukee WDAF - Kansas City KSTU - Salt Lake City WHBQ - Memphis WGHP - Greensboro WBRC - Birmingham KTBC - Austin

DBS & CableFOXTEL BSkyB Star DirecTV Sky Italia Fox News Channel Fox Movie Channel FX FUEL National Geographic Channel SPEED Channel Fox Sports Net FSN New England (50%) FSN Ohio FSN Florida National Advertising Partners Fox College Sports Fox Soccer Channel Stats, Inc.

Books:

This is where my real passion lies: Newspapers

United States New York Post

United Kingdom

Gold Coast Bulletin Herald Sun Newsphotos Newspix Newstext NT News Post-Courier Sunday Herald Sun Sunday Mail Sunday Tasmanian Sunday Territorian Sunday Times The Advertiser The Australian The Courier-Mail The Mercury The Sunday Telegraph Weekly Times Magazines

InsideOut donna hay SmartSource The Weekly Standard TV Guide (partial) Books

Children's Books Group

Avon Greenwillow Books Joanna Cotler Books Eos Laura Geringer Books HarperAudio HarperCollins Children's Books HarperFestival HarperTempest Katherine Tegen Books Trophy Zondervan HarperCollins UK HarperCollins CanadaHarperCollins AustraliaNews International

News of the World The Sun The Sunday Times The Times Australia

Daily Telegraph Fiji Times Gold Coast Bulletin Herald Sun Newsphotos Newspix Newstext NT News Post-Courier Sunday Herald Sun Sunday Mail Sunday Tasmanian Sunday Territorian Sunday Times The Advertiser The Australian The Courier-Mail The Mercury The Sunday Telegraph Weekly Times

Heroes:

The one with the most money to blow, and the utterly oblivious masses.

My Blog

You can go ahead and cover your ads now...

From the desk of Rupert Murdoch, Dear Myspace subscribers, I know that it was taboo at one time to cover you ads. But I run this place now and let me assure you that I have more than enough capital ...
Posted by Rupert Murdoch on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:04:00 PST