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About Me

i was born a tiny barbarian in Cimmeria. one day these guys on horses came. they were total dicks! they killed everyone and threw some furniture around. my mom tried to protect me because she was almost as badass as i am. her head got chopped off. i hate that!then i got sold into slavery. i spent half my life pushing a giant wheel around! it was boring, but check me out! i'm totally jacked!now i'm a barbarian! it's fun! i have a sword and everything! my master freed me, so now i'm going on a quest to find the dickbag that murdered my momma. all i know about him is that he sucks and he has stupid hair. my hair rules!

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My Interests

crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, hearing the lamentations of their women, air guitar, flexing, looking at my body in the mirror, punching camels, yelling at sluts, dancing, being resurrected, pushing giant wheels for 15 years, and ultimate frisbee

I'd like to meet:

Crom, other burly guys, patrick swayze, many more friends JOIN THE CLUB!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!!!JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!!!

Music:

lamentation of women, the joe perry project, dirty dancing soundtrack, the sound of steel striking steel

Movies:

Conan the barbarian, conan the destroyer, roadhouse Play Arnold Sound Board

Television:

shows about barbarians and barbarian-related issues, oprah

Books:

old scrolls, juggs, stories about crom and his mountain

Heroes:

Crom, patrick swayze, joe perry

My Blog

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!! I love you all!!!! 2007 is looking to be a big year for your good friend, Conan!!! I'm planning on doing some pushups and throwing a small child into the sun!!! So ...
Posted by conan on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 09:54:00 PST

halloween party!!!

greetings friends!!! i'm just now waking up from the halloween party of the century at thulsa's love shack!! i saw 17 boobies!! it was a crazy time! i think i killed some people.... anyways, we h...
Posted by conan on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:08:00 PST

excitement in the desert!

last night while getting ready for a conan sized night of sleep, i walked in on subotai... masturbating. i began to run away screaming, but he told me he was only playing his upright organ. this is g...
Posted by conan on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 08:20:00 PST

new group

JOIN MY NEW GROUP, FRIENDS!!
Posted by conan on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:03:00 PST

one sad barbarian....

greetings friends.... my sword broke yesterday... see what happened was i was at the beach working on my bitchin tan and flexing the beef for all the womenfolk. oh, and my hair looked awesome, of cour...
Posted by conan on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:40:00 PST

old man conan

greetings friends! as you may or may not know, my birthday is coming up very soon! there will be a party in my cave all weekend with plenty of free meat and maybe a few manly games of spin the bottle!...
Posted by conan on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 08:27:00 PST

conan the well-groomed barbarian

i got a haircut the other day in preparation for the inevitable boatloads of valentine tail i was sure to score. i went to the barbaric barber college. my shoulders are chilly. let me know what you th...
Posted by conan on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 11:27:00 PST

it's good to be gay! conan gay!

my good friend taylor just asked me a question: So i heard when your not kickin ass, that you're pretty gay?true?-T here is my response to young taylor. well let's see taylor... i have lots of fr...
Posted by conan on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 07:57:00 PST

PANTY RAID!

the BUFF semifinals resulted in a double disqualification when thulsa turned into a snake and i slaughtered the remaining members of his team. snakes really icky me out sometimes. &nbs...
Posted by conan on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 06:12:00 PST

a very grumpy barbarian

subotai can be a real crust sometimes! he teased me today because i don't have any body hair! i shut him up by saying his mom didn't seem to mind, but it still hurt my feelings! i'm 35 year...
Posted by conan on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 11:50:00 PST