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About Me

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THIS IS THE TRUE STORY OF HOW ALANNA AND I MET. I WAS SHIRTLESS FIGHTING THIS EVIL DOCTOR/SCIENTIST AND SHE CAME ALONG TO HELP. I WAS PISSED AT HIM BECAUSE HE STOLE MY PARKING SPACE.

My Interests

Question: WHAT HAS 142 TEETH AND HOLDS BACK THE INCREDIBLE HULK?MY ZIPPER

I'd like to meet:

Tutti Fuckin' Frutti
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

Movies:

bad santa, a christmas story, pee wee's big adventure, shaun of the dead, sweeney todd, airplane, roadhouse, the naked gun, freaks, rocky, bachelor party, creature from the black lagoon, caddyshack, evil dead, house of 1000 corpses, devil's rejects, back to school, rambo, the monster squad, highlander, star wars, night of the living dead, fletch, the jerk, bloodsport, dead silence, no holds barred, corpse bride, encino man, o brother where art thou, zombie movies, old horror movies

Television:

the three stooges, the wonder years, tales from the crypt, the twilight zone, married with children, simpsons, saved by the bell, ghostbusters, gi joe, prison break, house, south park, drawn together, the cosby show, wildboys, mythbusters, the munsters, dirty jobs, fight quest, american dad

Heroes:

rob zombie, al bundy, rocky balboa, rambo ..> The Landlord on FunnyOrDie.com ..>

My Blog

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Posted by Real American Hero on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:13:00 PST

6 best cartoon ever made

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Posted by Real American Hero on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:47:00 PST

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Posted by Real American Hero on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:57:00 PST

daily video blog 1

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Posted by Real American Hero on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 06:35:00 PST

in the words of the immortal dave carter

Here's to fighting wars, blowing up Ay-rabs, praising Sean Hannity, the 2nd Ammendment, supressing gay rights, denying abortions, finding the WMDs, watching NASCAR, and drinking Budweisers.... brother...
Posted by Real American Hero on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 11:41:00 PST

how i narrowly escaped death at the hands of crushitude

i was in keene about a week ago. figured i'd drive past the old apartment to see how it looks.... and it's not there. so i check to see if i'm on the right street. i am. but no apartment. just t...
Posted by Real American Hero on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:50:00 PST

11 things i want to say to 11 different people i know who may or may not be alive

- you still look like the lead singer of the spin doctors to me. - i miss the feel of your t-shirts and the smell of your hair and the way one of your eyes is always bigger than the other in pictures....
Posted by Real American Hero on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 10:38:00 PST