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Captain Ahab Matt Mayhem [Blood and Thunder]

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If you're a band and you play stuff of the thrash/crust/grind/metal/powerviolence persuasion, I can help you book shows in Norman/OKC area. But only if you fit those obscure subgenre descriptions. Otherwise, don't waste your time because I know I won't. Not to be a dick, it's just that my resources are limited and I only book stuff I like, so there. I will feed you, give you gas money, and an epic show that will destroy. BUT I will not deal with any Booking agencies or Promotional Companies. Ever. So fuck right off.
I 'm old. I drink strange and obscure beverages. I thrash. I listen to Journey. I'm not fond of hippies. I fucking hate Sublime. I like homebrew, cooking, dumpstering, beer bongs, gyros, Thai food, Kung Pao Chicken, chilis, peppers, sriracha sauce and peanut butter sandwiches, anarchy, and puppies. I'm Pawnee and damn proud. Yes, Pawnee like the bad guys in "Dances with Wolves," but we're really not that bad. OR ARE WE????
Check out my band, SNOTROKITZ!!! www.myspace.com/snotrokitz
Many claim to have found serenity, and through serenity to have overcome anger. Such arrogance is astounding. These fools have never faced their anger, and thus have no idea if they have truly overcome it or not. True calm is only acheived through testing the limits of one's anger and passing through unscathed. The capacity for this ability lies in everyone, though most fear to test their own strength, and are thus considered at best weaklings, and at worst irresponsible.-Darth Sidious

My Interests

METAL, fighting, Undermining anthropology, exposing bullshit colonial mindsets, Star Wars history, homebrewing, beer in general, Bully breeds, lightsabers, Kuji-in, kuji-kiri, the Church of Satan, Ninpo, and being Pawnee.

I'd like to meet:

Homebrewers, survivalists, practioners of medicine, beekeepers, shinobi, distillers of hard liquor, horticulturalists, military tacticians, weapons experts, mechanics, plumbers, and those who are METAL!!!

Music:

METAL!!!!! Thrash, crust, grind!!!! Shit like Absu, Toxic Holocaust, Bones Brigade, Tragedy, Martyrdod, Municipal Waste, Sodom, Onslaught, Sarcofago, Kreator, Sayyadina, Drop Dead, Capitalist Casualties, Spazz, Charles Bronson, Man is the Bastard, No Comment, Crossed Out, Ass, Ballast, Voetsek, Gauze, Etae, At the Gates, Carcass, Iron Maiden, Emperor, Defiance OH, and Armistice. I also listen to cheesy dance music like Junior Senior, Electric Six, Oingo Boingo, Jamiroquai, and some country like Robbie Fulks, Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings, Hank Williams Sr, Jr, and the 3rd, and Johnny Cash.

Movies:

Ichi the Killer, Sky High, Fear and Loathing in las Vegas, Blood Sucking Freaks, Cecil B. Demented, Revenge of the Nerds, PCU, Star Wars, Devil's Backbone, Office Space, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey, Bad Education, City of God, Fifth Element, Pink Flamingoes. You wanna know what movies fucking suck and make me wanna barf up what these stupid, contrived, commodified, make-ya-wanna-cry-for the-fuck-of-it movie makers regurgitated on to celluloid? These movies fucking suck: White Oleander, Requiem for a Dream, Garden State, Girl Interrupted, Pi, Battlefield Earth, Very Bad Things, Moulin Rouge, Chicago (that stupid fucking Musical,) Any Harmony Corrine movie, Dirty Dancing, Passion of the Christ, the Crying Game, and drek of this sort. FUCK THOSE STUPID SHIT MOVIES. MAY THEY BURN IN FILM HELL!!!!!11

Television:

Fuck TV. Nah, Metalocalypse, Korgoth of Barbaria, Venture Bros., King of the Hill, South Park, Naruto Shippuuden, Shin Chan, and boring documentaries about brewing beer. I live for Iron Chef America, but swear revenge against Rachel Ray and the food network!!!

Books:

The only books worth reading are A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R.R. Martin: A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, and a Dance with Dragons (which comes out next year.) Fuckin broooodle.Dark Tower series and all corresponding books. Eragon, Eldest, Cheesy Star Wars novels, Star Wars comics, and some other shit.

Heroes:

who needs them? I 'm satisfied with myself enough to not live vicariously through other people.

My Blog

Backstabber

lying bastards.decieving fuckers,you are a curse.violation;kicked in the headwhen i hurt the worse.my body boils withboth anger and confusion.thorazine is sucha bitch to endure.i wanna rip yourfucking...
Posted by Grey Bush (Mattyrdöd) on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST

White Pride????????????

I found this circulating around the myspace.  Thought I would dissect this bullshit for shits and giggles.  It's this kind of propaganda that can arouse sympathy for the White Power movement...
Posted by Grey Bush (Mattyrdöd) on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:11:00 PST

The Question that has plagued our time....

give me your opinions and explanations. who kicks who's ass? 1. Ninjas 2. Pirates 3. Vikings. shower me with your opinions!!!!!!!
Posted by Grey Bush (Mattyrdöd) on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:38:00 PST

Tagged

i was tagged by Caelie Jaye: Here are the rules to this game: The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird/things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of the...
Posted by Grey Bush (Mattyrdöd) on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:13:00 PST

Another weird ass dream

Open Ghost- An Open Ghost is like a poltergeist in the sense that it isn't a singular ghost, but a weird omnipotent force that haunts an area, using different ways of haunting and terror.  I...
Posted by Grey Bush (Mattyrdöd) on Thu, 11 May 2006 01:37:00 PST

What the Hell is Wrong with Me?

Although I've never seen my job description, I'm pretty sure it reads," Dog ass."  I've been at this crappy job for about 3 years now.  I hate it, but there really is no other place I'd rath...
Posted by Grey Bush (Mattyrdöd) on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 04:17:00 PST

I got a music interview...

..could you fill this out for me and send it back, it would be most appreciated. thanx man, keep on rockin!! Music Interview   1. What is your name? Matt Jim. 2. What is your favorite type of mus...
Posted by Grey Bush (Mattyrdöd) on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:49:00 PST

Argument Against the Wall on Tohono O'odham land.

  We Are Not Immigrants The Tohono Oodham tribe of North America resides in central and southern Arizona and in the northern part of Sonora, Mexico.  This area has been the traditional ho...
Posted by Grey Bush (Mattyrdöd) on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 05:06:00 PST

Cross-cultural research paper on belief systems of Native North Americans

             Belief systems and religious practices served as forms of social cohesion, social constraint, and a means of oral heritage to explain...
Posted by Grey Bush (Mattyrdöd) on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 10:45:00 PST

Herbal Abortion/Contraception

This was originally posted by my friend Anne who lives in Lawrence, KS.  She is fucking rad!!!  I found this to be informative and important to know since women's reproductive rights are in ...
Posted by Grey Bush (Mattyrdöd) on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 01:59:00 PST