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Alfredo

Gimme somethin' FAT, SHORT, OR TALL, I FUCKIN' TAKE IT ALL!

About Me

I'm a big black woman with big titties!

Well... What can I really say, I'm just some mentally insane dude. And at that -a current monster truck/bear wrestler (or both), and midget tamer.

I can be a combination in looks and personality of Robert Downey Jr., Benicio Del Toro, Tim Robins, Fox Mulder, Tom Hanks from "Big," Eddie Murphy, and Captain Crunch. Here and there I love to travel a lot -to where-ever the wind takes me. On the weekends I have laser powers, and I can tell whenever someone is trying to steal my pizza (or wives).

Mainly, I’m big into ninjas, pirates, lumber-ninjas, ninja-jacks, cats, and anything else that can be cool or 80s' orientated. Yeah, I love the 80s' a lot in fact you could say. BIG 80s' nut, and as well just to say a very well rounded nostalgic of pop culture. I've been married 10 times; some human, some lesbian, some sasquatch, but all of the ill-legit kids have my eyes so it's very... very, cool.

At one point I used to be really rich but now I'm sort of in debt since I spent my commissions on tracking chips for all 20 of my children, and 10 wives. Sometimes a cage doesn't always work you know... "they” always find ways out.

My creed is simple... I was put on this planet to eat, sleep, and reproduce, so I am living it up until my rent is due -Or… if I grow tired of dodging such simplicity in bound, for I carry a much driven love for my own personal, and mental complication… So, at the moment, and throughout my past I have been a studying/performing actor, and graphic designer. I'm taking the brass by the horns too; when things come natural you fill in the spots I believe –yada, yada. Sometimes I tend to have an over active imagination and creative mind... GUILTY AS CHARGED! I'll forever be my own child at heart, because when you get old, it's only in your mind! There's so much more to say but I'm but too humble, and the “daring” have to figure the rest out I guess; OWN THE WOODEN LEG, NOW OWN THE HOME VIDEO!

All-in-all, I'm just visitin' to shoot the shit with people around me, and beyond. Someday I hope I meet some interesting people or I might have vietnam flashbacks all over again. And maybe find some people's doorsteps to leave my kids on, and run away from really fast.

I also make many crazy designs, here is the holder for em as of yet. http://gillianseed.deviantart.com/gallery/

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The international American music pop phenomenon "Biehn there & Sheen it."

I LIKE MEH WOMENS OLDER. This is the shit that made me hard as a kid fuckers.

David Byrne's Table Pants.

I love a fine cup of coffee and cherry pie.

I fancy gonzo Journalistic duck hunting.

MMMMM HYDRATED PIZZA!!!!!

I've rode the Rad Mobile personally.

BREAK IT DOWN

My Interests

Abortions, 80's business women -and their sexy-she-mullets, Easter Island statue fanfare, Cyber Punk Culture, Hobos, Wooden legs,Arabian nights, candy necklaces of love, 80s, 50s (beginning 60s)-Pop Culture, art with many colors and cemetry; (or geometric shapes) organizational conceptions, Pizza, stained wife beaters, shitty movies, taking a big SHIT!, acting, drawing, painting, G-design, good music, old school games, pirates, ninjas, vikings, lumber jacks, lumber-ninjas, ninja-jacks, hats on wheels, sports involving people lighting their fists ablaze and fighting, chillie dogs, Nicolas Cage voices and crazy stares, high powered artillary, lunch stops, hobo sacks, panel vans, coffee table ar..oks, sharp pointy things, do it yourself lobotomys, silly sports handles belonging to big dudes, make yo ass shit yo meal, and vampire zombie robots. Oh and women, I love the presence and company of a nice charming and intelligent lady. ^_^

I'd like to meet:

Chicks with receding hair lines (GOD THAT SOUNDS HOT!). Those dudes who test your urine. People that paint their faces, and wear their shoes on their hands and bark, or wearers of tight spandex/parachute pants, and the lost islands of Fongool. Oh and pixie type womens, and British/accents = +10 gold stars. Just people with huge imaginations,no fear to be childish, and have tons of fun... that look like Winona Ryder.

Music:

THE FUCKING WEATHER CHANNEL!!

that Grocery store shit music, Peter Gabriel, Hall & Oates, Talking Heads, Hall & Oates, New Order, Duran Duran, Roxy Music, The Art of Noise, Propaganda, Goldfrapp, Talk Talk, Scritti Politti, Oingo Boingo, Motley Crue, Megadeth, Yeah Yeah Yeahs -awesome fist pumping/ass punching movie soundtracks, Savatage, OMD, Huey Lewis & The News, Belle & Sebastian, Cyndi Lauper, Rasputina, The Simple Minds, Kraftwerk, Thompson Twins, Paul Hardcastle, Weezer, Juno Reactor, Beethoven, Ferry Cortsen, U2, Billy Joel, Pink Floyd, Tangerine Dream. Tons of symphonic shit and electronica. Mainly again tons of 80s' shit, yet I am fond to the trance, tech, and club tooners...and Steven Seagal

Movies:

I love really shitty un-heard of 80's and early 90's movies. So mainly I love tons of low budget sci-fi/action movies, as well as gory Kung Fu flicks. To a great extent - I believe in Shit, pure shit, GOOD SHIT, and flat out shit- shit. And good shit, did I say "good shit"????

Coming To America, Back To The Future Saga (I love 2 the most), Casablanca, Last Crusade, Blade Runner, Dick Tracy, Ghostbusters, Repo Man, The Secret of Nymph Anything John Woo Before He Made "Hard Target," Shawshank Redemption, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Heat, Film noir and lots of it, Blue Velvet, Wild At Heart, Mulholland Drive, Lost Highway Collateral, Big, Short Circuit, Taxi Driver, Bond movies, The Seventh Samurai, The Seventh Seal, Akira, Lifetime movies, Ghost In The Shell, Kick Boxer, John Carpenter movies, Raging Bull, Johnny Mnemonic, The 80s' Punisher, Uncle Buck, Michael Mann movies, Hard Target, Steven Seagall stuff (he is a genuine genius), aliens, beverly hills cop, big trouble in little china, bill and ted's exellent adventure, blade runner, brazil, die hard, Remo Williams, Goodfellas, Remo Williams The return, True Romance, Breakin', Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo, National Lampoon's Vacation movies, Death Wish, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, escape from new york, lethal weapon, manhunter, north by northwest, Little Nemo, pulp fiction, raiders of the lost ark, they live, thief, total recall. Anything involving Arnold Schwarzenegger destroying people or objects while wielding blunt obejects :D

Television:

The Colbert Report (top at the moment) The Larry Sander's Show, The Twilight Zone (New & Old), Outer Limits, Law & Order Abortion Unit, Law & Order Robot Laser Unit, X-Files, Seinfeld, Twin Peaks, Late night infomercials(specially Esteban's) Macgyver, Miami Vice, Law & Order, Law & Order SVU, Chappelle Show, Mr. Show Upright Citizens Bridage, The Office, Freaks & Geeks, Tenacious D, Arrested Development, Sanford and Son, Magnum PI, The A-Team, GI Joe, Rocko's Modern Life, Anything Old School Nick TV, Duck Man (fav cartoon of all time), AdultSwim (Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost, Brak Show, Unsolved Mysteries, Super Market Sweeps

Books:

Any friggen thing by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Phil Dick, or Bret Easton Ellis. --Fear & Loathing, American Psycho, Rum Diarieees, the Great Shark Hunt yada yada you get it. Roald dahl (childhood fav) -Stephen King (although he suffers from B.O.)

Although right now I'm growing a vast love for Oscar Wilde and what's his face who wrote all those books about sex, and farm animals.

Heroes:

BILL COSBY!!! -David Lynch, Hunter S. Thompson, David Byrne, Alex Jones, and Don King. John Lennon is an overrated hero choice, so I'm more inclined to people that range around the opposite... that encourage messages of destruction, confusion, and perversion!:P
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