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About Me

Nobody can stop Bristol City!

I went to Rekall, you know where they sell those fake memories and then some men were trying to kill me! they were like spies or something and Harry from work he was the BOSS! So now I have to get Melina from the Last Resort(I'm gettin off to an early start!) and help me talk to Kuato so I can nail that son of a bitch Cohagen for good. SO SEE YOU AT THE PARTY RICHTER!

ROOOOOOODERICK

My Interests

Mars no really I've always been fascinated with mars, I also enjoy sleazy athletic demur brunette's. Of course I dont mind porkin Richters old lady either and I'm sure she hated every minute of it HA! I also enjoy a disgusting looking shake in the morning and telling people to take their kids to the dentist!

Please rise and welcome your Majesty

I'd like to meet:

Benny because not only do I need a cab (fucking Johnny cabs always screw you) but because he's got FIVE KIDS TO FEED!
"THIS FUCKIN RABBIT SMELLS LIKE A PILE OF BULLSHIT!"

seattle police is communist
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Whitesnake the greatest band ever?

Music:

Wesley Willis! you know he even wrote a song about me. Also here's a little secret Tony the mutant is a huge fan of Blues Image! of course if I was Blues Image I wouldnt be showing my face around here either.

Movies:

Conan, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Abraxus, Total Recall, Mac and Me, DC Cab, Silent Trigger, Commando, The Road Warrior, Warriors, Death Warrent, Lone Wolf McQuade, They call him Bigfoot, Logjammin, okay just every awsome action film ever made
You like Melina right?

A new favorite of mine! click to watch the trailer.

Television:

McMillan and wife, Hart to Hart, TJ Hooker, Mama's Family, James at 15, BJ and the Bear, Simon and Simon, Greatest American Hero, Baretta, A Team, Hunter, Jake and the Fatman, Doogie Howser, Alf, Chappelle show, Falcon Crest, The Scarecrow & Mrs. King, Manimal, cHips, Empty Nest, Baretta, Hunter, I NEED TO STOP HERE BEFORE BENNY GRINDS ME UP!

Books:

OPEN YOUR MIND . . OPEN YOUR MIND . . OPEN YOUR MIND . . OPEN YOUR MIND . . OPEN YOUR MIND . .

Heroes:

Bob Barker, Eric Roberts, Billie Mays (oxyclean guy), Jay Kordich (the juiceman), The theme song to the incredible hulk tv show, the shocker, Tommy, Adam West, Sully, Lee Majors, Manatittie, and Ralph Macchio

My Blog

THE LIMEY BASTARDS

So it appears my move to Bristol has not gone quite accordingly to plan, I am unable to open a bank account here which makes living here a request thats not unusual but impossible to grant! why indeed...
Posted by Douglas Quaid on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 03:27:00 PST

Vegas Round 3

HAHAHA MOTHER FUCKERS! well its now official that i will be making another trip to the city of 3ft drinks and no last call. this could turn out uglier than the script of "the Shadow". well the 14th-17...
Posted by Douglas Quaid on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:01:00 PST

double team

im not sure what the hell i am thinking right now but Double Team really whips the camels ass with a leather belt. take that any way you wish. ...
Posted by Douglas Quaid on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:01:00 PST

total recall!

jeeeesus this movie is sweet
Posted by Douglas Quaid on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:14:00 PST

the golden girls

son of a bitch i cant stop watching this shit! and they follow it up with bossom buddies and mamas family. well looks like once again betty white has enchanted me into a night of no sleep and a perman...
Posted by Douglas Quaid on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:27:00 PST

japanese commercials

Posted by Douglas Quaid on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:58:00 PST

vegas

so i just got back from vegas that was some crazy shit. i probably shouldnt get naked so much! but im watching tommy and that makes everything okay
Posted by Douglas Quaid on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 02:24:00 PST

I took her in the name of Zardoz

have you ever played Edward 40 hands? its really hard to pee with two things of mickeys duck taped to yourself. Also how do I get to lake Minatonka? I hear its greek meaning the gyrations of a snake? ...
Posted by Douglas Quaid on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK A DUCK!

why the hell is it so hard to get a sweet Air Supply t-shirt! i thought they are the most popular band since Foriegner?
Posted by Douglas Quaid on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST