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Shaolin Soccer is the most amazing movie! ice cube is more heavy set than ice t.

About Me

nothing matters to me more than Stephen Chow's 'Shaolin Soccer'!i'm pretty great.this is such a cute song!

My Interests

Seriously, I love Shaolin Soccer! It changed my life! i love being naked outside. i love the rain... i like to walk in it and play soccer in it. my bike and my house plants fill the "kids gap" in my heart. i'm crafty. not artistic, but crafty. i love my garden and love to cook. i swear like a trucker. i like to drink too much and make questionable decisions. i find things funny in ways that most people just don't understand and then i find THAT funny. i think the human body is endlessly fascinating and have found a perfectly suitable professional outlet for that. it's really fun in my brain and that frequently translates directly to me having my foot in my mouth and that's okay.i heart my roommates!

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Chow!possibly you... i can't make any promises, but there's a chance.

Music:

i have a big lady boner for Stephen Chow and neko case. let that be known. i like a lot of other music, too... i promise. however, what is most important at the moment is that my gracious, glorious, great, grand, gifty father passed along a banjo to me. can i play? no. not yet. but i am strong willed, strong armed and i have incredible manual dexterity. watch me!

Movies:

SHAOLIN SOCCER!!!!! this is a list that i am going to start making on paper (probably some envelope i find on the sidewalk) because every time i come here, i freeze. quit trying to put me on the spot.

Television:

don't watch it. unless it's Shaolin Soccer on a made for TV movie!

Books:

The biography of Stephen Chow. extremely loud & incredibly close, the spirit catches you and you fall down, way of the peaceful warrior, where the red fern grows, the bfg, catcher in the rye, oh the places you'll go, history of love, anything by david sedaris, heartbreaking work of staggering genius, to be continued...

Heroes:

i have many. Stephen Chow is my biggest hero!

My Blog

we have tooth!

oh, my god! oh, my god! oh, my god! oh, my god!sol cut his first tooth this morning! i didn't even see it coming! i mean, we knew he was teething and he has been grumpy and needy the past few days,...
Posted by tits on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 09:23:00 PST

polysyllabic speech developement

sol is working on talking.  yesterday he was stringing together many many syllables and during a certain conversation he ended each 10+ syllable word with "ding!"  pfatolemarfectoobeenanchoe...
Posted by tits on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:12:00 PST

because i have no baby book.

ummm... i stole this idea. sol is teething.  started maybe 3 weeks ago?  it's not bad so far. sol giggles and is ticklish... also proabably 3 weeks or a month. we stopped swaddling him last ...
Posted by tits on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 04:16:00 PST

you don’t even know...

how good it is to be me. i would recommend having a child and an amazing, loving, giving partner - but that wouldn't do it for you cause you still wouldn't be me.  i know that must sound rude, bu...
Posted by tits on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 05:50:00 PST

Celebrity Morph" by MyHeritage

MyHeritage: Celebrity Morph - Family search...
Posted by tits on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:28:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities - Collage - Morph...
Posted by tits on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:48:00 PST

if my baby were a slab of meat...

he would be like a nice tenderloin. :) evidently he's one foot long and he weighs a pound and a quarter... can you believe it?! he's huge.and for those of you who this strikes as a huge surprise - i ...
Posted by tits on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:41:00 PST

sandwiches

many of you know that i have been lusting for a plain old turkey sandwich for about 5 months now.  this yearning continues.  however, i fashioned myself a delightfully pregnant alternative t...
Posted by tits on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:22:00 PST

fast swimmers with a short life span...

my baby daddy seems to have no shortage of masculine sperm.  we're having a boy!we are ever so excited.  we are going to call him Sol!  i hope he has a pointless digging phase. :)...
Posted by tits on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:26:00 PST

1 less than 1 in 20,000

those are the odds that our baby is at risk of having down syndrome.  pretty f*cking good, if you ask me!also, we find out monday if we are having a penelope or a somebody else.  life is goo...
Posted by tits on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:01:00 PST