I'd like to meet:
ANYONE WITH THE BALLS TO DANCE LIKE THESE FOOLS...more dancing
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Television:
don't have one but i enjoy this comment my brother sent me:
Jan 3, 2008 10:23 PM
i had sex with several feminine viet nam vet midgets while being innoculated by an array of oxycontin and a vascular contraction pills, of which the name illudes me at the current state of mind, all the while having my ass pubes shaved by a trained buddhist monk on the foothills of the himalayans under a blue moon sunset drinking harvey wallbankers and purple panchos until the sun rose up over the dew covered poppy fields where i was then strip searched at gun point by angry drug lord minions who questioned me as to why i was in their poppy fields, to which i had to reply in an obtruse state of mind that they can suck my balls, to which they replied not with words, but a rousing attempt to shoot me, but my cat like reflexes allowed me to avoid the onslaught as i set fire to create a distraction, of course, where about i fled like elian gonzalez to america where a cheap, un hygenic doctor patched my wounds and sent me home with a lolly pop. I was way to busy an enthralled to use a camera, so i cant show you the vivid detail of trip worth writing a book over, or atleast a really long fucking myspace comment, but i digress. Happy New Year!oh, the buddhist monk wanted me to tell you something..
YOUR MOMS A WHORE!!!
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
score one for justin
Books:
Jeremy Grey: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
Heroes:
My brother; Go-Go 80's Amanda because she fights crime by listening to Culture Club and wearing leg warmers; Chuck Norris because he invented the "c" section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's uterus.
