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Captain Awkward

i have no use for the truth

About Me

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Despite my outward apperance, i would like to think i'm a pretty honest guy, i have lived all over california, i have a strange love hate relationship with this area of washington; though it's fucking boring sometimes the people i know here are killer. i love art and anything creative, haha although i do not think my art work is anything to be considered beautiful by most, it captivates me. the most important thing to me right now are my friends, i have never managed to get very close to alot of people on my travels, but the people who i have met all have changed my life in a serious ways i look at things,the way i react, and have absolutely enhanced my life as a whole. Every person i have grew up with, played music with, got shitty drunk with then ran from cops with haha, all my bro's in Palo Alto "BP crew", every woman i have loved, every piece of advice or wisdom. One day i hope to see all of you again in this life or the next.
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Evil Philosopher.
Where You Lived: Peru.
How You Died: Consumption. Who Were You In a Past Life?
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My Interests

Singing for S.H.S.T.L!! Trespassing, burning port angeles to the fucking ground, defently creeping every one out at the crazy fish, staying up way too late, watching killer movies, watching movies about killers, SNES BITCHES, doodleing my doodle, doodleing on my doodle, ninja missions, invading small un-armed countries dressed in furs plus axes, rocking metal ridiculously loud in my p.o.s yota, cheerios, eggo waffles, rocking my sunglasses at night plus being drunk while this all happens yes im actually interested in that, trying to pronounce words of signs backwards to beat my little brothers game, staying one step ahead of my little brother, odnetnin! gnok yeknod!melting faces with noise, good ole fashioned foot races, ART!!! TATTOO's and Tattooing, drawing silly but fucking rad comics with brando, mexican wresling, gituar hero 1 and 2, watching helplessly as michelle and bryson destroy my face off at gituar hero 1 and 2, for serious they are fucking good at what they do, drinking with dover and charity, getting lined out by sally, playing absurd games, gambleing with other people's lives. no i made that last one up.

I'd like to meet:

people with open minds and have love to share.

Music:

metal, 80's rock... blues..yep.. that about covers it.. tom waits is my lord and personal savior

Movies:

anything as epic as possible, fast cars, tons of guns, dripping sex appeal, chainsaws, head shots, severed limbs, un-orthodoxically cruel and absolutely unusual torture scene's.

Television:

csi, miami ink, pretty much all the t.v i watch is at will's house, they have a very comfortable living room, no really go there and sit down and relax in your socks and drink their soda, they love that.... dont stand there just go

Books:

chuck palanuick, dan simmons, uh,to many to even try to list. i met RA Salvatore. that was neato. he signed my book. i was excited. and i asked him how many goblins he killed on average a day and he said thousands.

Heroes:

people with actual skills that can create with their minds. creativity is what i respect most in life. and the guy who invented eggo waffles, those fucking rock, good job Mr. Eggo, powdered toast man, 1970's kung fu movie stars with bad hair, DR. GIRLFRIEND, actually most of the characters from the venture brothers. brock samson is the man, and he has lots of knives, professional knife throwers, professional professionals. other people's ugly pets, people who have insane true stories, mom's who talk to themselves because they have no friends and their children will never understand them, video game programmers, those who live for metal

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i want to travel. it feels like the world is getting smaller every day. i need to see it with my own eyes before everything as been discovered, ruined and exploited. but, then again, dreams aren'...
Posted by Captain Awkward on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:57:00 PST