I'd like to meet:
Hell, I ain't picky.
Music:
I make my own out of yarn and Gypsy tears.
Movies:
Moving pictures are the spawn of idle heretics.
Television:
killed Dan Akroyd.
Books:
I am functionally illiterate and can neither read nor write.
Heroes:
Jesse Custer; Indiana Jones; Han Solo; Capt. Jean-Luc Picard; Bruce Lee; Dr. Henry Killinger; Cmdr. Jeffrey Sinclair; Nagano Makoto; Schindler; Box of Wine; Charles Bennett; Duangrudee Bunbumroong; Karl Childers, I reckon. Mmhm.