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Robot Pi

Seen it. Done it. Can't remember most of it.

About Me

Robot Pi Merchandise is now available online through Cafe Press. Check out the Banner below to see some sweet threads, buttons, and other products with Robot Pi on them. Also, we are always designing more stuff, so if you want a certain product with a different logo on it, send it to me and I will get it into our online store! The store will be changing periodically until I get our favorite designs. Thanks for supporting Robot Pi!!!
Our 16-track debut album, "Elephant’s Gerald", recorded and mixed by the illustrious Matt Remine, is available for sale right here on our myspace. You can purchase the whole album for $8.99, or purchase track by track... whatever fits your mood. We will have our 101 song album, titled "101 reasons why..." available for sale at shows soon!
Thanks Rob for this wonderful video below:
BIO:
Through trial and error, Robot Pi has written about 40 songs to publicly perform to the masses since 2004. We started in a bedroom at Carol’s, moved to the basement when Mykey lived with Kristi, and now the sky is the limit!
We perform all over the Peninsula at various venues, and have performed with tons of bands. Some of those bands include: Mos Generator, Bacchus, 3D Witch Hunt, Paundy, Pleaseeasaur, Secede, FreeJail, Super Happy Story Time Land, O.B.1, and Kaskadia.
Come to our shows and watch us parade around in front of your very eyes, acting like the village idiots, singing songs of greatness and songs about breakfast foods. Check out our friends list and listen to the other bands we’ve done shows with, and local bands from our area.
Thanks and check in often for updates!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/18/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/robotpi
Band Members:

Robot Pi::
Mykey and Weasel:


Influences:Waffles (and/or breakfast food), Rainbow Brite, Lite-Brite, Smurfs, Tab soda, Connect-4, panties, Kelly LeBrock, the Melvins, my pet rock, groovy chicks that are really happenin' in a far-out way, various sandwiches, Howard the Duck, Perry-bitch, Gay Perry, Perry-Air, cigarettes, Kaskadia (word-up, B!), Kaydee, Kari, Unruh, Wilbur (some pig), the Buk, Key-tars, Booger (Revenge of the Nerds, represent!), Van de Cammp fish sticks, Dinty Moore Beef Stew, Pepsi in the morning, Cutillo's Open Mic, America, Kansas, Chicago, Europe, Asia, Devo, Ween, the Wal-mart Smiley, Chevy Chase, Chewie (what a wookie!) the Bacca, Bacchus, bicycle shorts, mom-butts, Tits, Boobs, Breasts, Top Gun (THANK YOU Kenny Loggins!), Mama's Family, 3-2-1 Contact, The Price is Right, The Jeffersons, He-Man (She-Ra for the sister-boys), cigarettes, Mos Generator, Turf-Pro, a little thing called Money, and at last.... the Christ.
Sounds Like: Robot Pi sounds like an amalgamation of stuff that you find underneath a bathroom sink, really tight guitar strings, the cracking of ice, creaky hinges, themes songs from telelvision’s yester-year, and mongoloid grunts.
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Record Label: The Dick? Productions
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

My balls with a question mark after it.

So there I was, waitin’ on the niner.A half eaten sandwich in my pocket, and frito lay crumbs melched in my beard...You remember... you were there. We both knew it was old. Everything... old.Wh...
Posted by Robot Pi on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 08:04:00 PST

My balls with a question mark after it.

So there I was, waitin’ on the niner.A half eaten sandwich in my pocket, and frito lay crumbs melched in my beard...You remember... you were there. We both knew it was old. Everything... old.Wh...
Posted by Robot Pi on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 08:04:00 PST

Claiming everyone’s creases as our own.

I am filling up you pussy of a myspace, with the dick of my blogs.Nice baseball bat... May I keep it?Absolutley not. Where'd you put the pudding at? You can leap it.Leap a puddle of Jello.No, Seriousl...
Posted by Robot Pi on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 06:38:00 PST

The Underside of a Dart

Some people claim they spin, but there will always be a bottom.You can eat off of both sides of a plate.And the best part is... you can throw them. Darts. Not plates. Though, with arms... one could su...
Posted by Robot Pi on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 06:26:00 PST

Hefeweizen Anus Biscuit

There I was. Drunk as piss. Sitting on the toilet. WAITING! I nearly read all of the latest copy of Finger Select Magazine, when finally it happened! What I was waiting for for hours. Funny thing was....
Posted by Robot Pi on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:45:00 PST

Buckle Pants Sever

"Master Speaker, please allow me to horde my incentive of the never-knowing for a later date.", I said aloud in the orgy tent. It was Burning Man, and I was totally tanked on billions of drugs. Twas t...
Posted by Robot Pi on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:38:00 PST

Finger Select Magazine

On the way home from work, I noticed her sitting on the side of the road, wearing her panties on the outside of her pants. I pulled over and she got in. "I'm Jim.", I said. Her name was Margaret. "N...
Posted by Robot Pi on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:30:00 PST

Cordial Lima Nation

Plimpy's was the closest food store near us, but we decided to go a little bit further today. We wandered off into the wilderness of our town to the next "Boy-gah" joint, as the New York Yankees would...
Posted by Robot Pi on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:22:00 PST

Zed and the Monsty.

Monster flops bleeding red on the chest of Zed. As he eats a bowl of dirt, he wipes the monster off. "Christ," Zed said. "Can't a guy get a moment's peace?!" "Cat-gut Shiffle! Norse may ye bold disgui...
Posted by Robot Pi on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:24:00 PST

(I love you [ablew])

In my flip, stop, wait, no... begin again. Zombies. Zombies in fields of goldenrod. Strumpets. Smarty. I would like to sit down, Mike. Smarty, a time once third. Fields of pepperjack cheese. Parsley f...
Posted by Robot Pi on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:13:00 PST