Beatrice Fights Back Bitches!.. width="425" height="350" ..It all started so long ago, but I remember it like it was yesterday....I(Tiffany) awoke from a deep slumber on a park bench to find a kitten pawing at my shoelaces. "Kitten!" I said. "Kitten! You can not paw at my shoelaces! they are designer shoelaces made by Italian designer, Frank Frankotilla!" So I shooed the kitten away and went back to my dream about polish sausages. Then again (!) I was awoken by the kitten. "Stupid Kitten!" Says I, " You are really annoying!" Then somthing so suprising happened, I forgot all about polish sausages. "You!" Said the kitten in a melodic but husky voice, "You have a destiny to furfill!" But I paid no attention because this had happened to me before. Goddamn talking kittens... But the urgency in his voice was strong. So I followed him to a nearby vegan resturant. Inside I saw the biggest plate of food ever (ever!) being consumed by a girl with drumsitcks in her back pocket. The kitten, who I had affectionately named Percy the Kitten (Percy for short) told me that I was to band together with her. So I told her that it was vital that she come with me and the talking kitten on a perilous journey to find our other comrades. She said, "Sweet. My name is Graci. Want some tofu?" Then we were off. We became fast friends and realized that we both really like potatoes. Next we came to a antique botique. Percy said to us, "There she is! Your next teammate!" We peered through the dusty glass to find a girl trying on hats. Old hats. So Graci and I approached her. "Does this one look good?" She asked. "Yes it does. Now come with us on a perilous journey to find our other comrades!" Then she said, "Ok. I'm Kelsey. I am going to buy this hat." And so we were off once again into the strange and desolate Downtown of Puyallup. Then we came to our final person at an auto parts store. She was listening to Gangsta Rap and eating frips with her homies. "You!" We exclaimed, "Come with us on a perilous journey!" "Damn. Let me finish my song first. Bitch." And so with Kandis in tow, we set off on our great adveture. But then we had to stop because we never asked Percy what that was. "Percy! We never asked you what our great adventure is!" we said. "Oh yeah." Purred Percy. "You are to become the greatest all-girl punk band of the entire Downtown Puyallup Area!" So knowing that, we set off with our instruments and microphones in hand (but not plugged in because that would be pointless) to spread musical joy to all!So there you have it. Thus the Syrens were created. For all to enjoy in some way or the other.
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