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Dustin

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

About Me

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Dustin, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy
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My Interests

Music and Money

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented the shoe horn.

Music:

The Distillers, Sublime, Pennywise, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Bad Religion, Social Distortion, Dead Kennedys, Sub-Humans, The Unseen, Ben Harper, Misfits, Sex Pistols, Ney York Dolls, Operation Ivy, The Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, Sleater-Kinney, Beck, The Hollowpoints, The Nihilists, LIBIDO, Mos Generator, Mudhoney, REM, Flogging Molley, The Virus, Led Zepplin, The Who, The Doors, Dead Cobra, The Blakes, Claymore, Avail, Rage Against the Machine, Rancid, Reel Big Fish, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Schoolyard Heroes, The Jon Marc Band, Zeke, Kaskadia, Fitz of Depression, The Melvins, NOFX, Bacchus,

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Clerks, Mall Rats, A Clockwork Orange, One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest, The Big Lebowski, The Shining, Ill-Town, Rudy, The Program, Shawshank Redemption, Top Gun, Fight Club, Dirty Dancing, Spun, Scarface, Blow, Edward Scissorhands, S.L.C. Punk, Requium for a Dream, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam, Point Break, La Bamba

Television:

Football and Seinfeld

Books:

On the Road. Electric Kool-aid Acid Test. Slaughter House 5.

Heroes:

Luke and Levi Larson, Mat Lewis, The Dog, Wyatt and Seth Leighton, Trevor Henry and the Easter Bunny

My Blog

Say hi to your brother Tito for me

seriously     do it
Posted by Dustin on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:58:00 PST

Get a Job, hippie

mantequilla es muy guapo y gordo
Posted by Dustin on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:09:00 PST

We're only gonna die from our own arrogance

so we might as well take our time
Posted by Dustin on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:44:00 PST

EL PLAZA DE TORO

The Bull Ring Bitch   learn it, love it, live it   thats all for now
Posted by Dustin on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:22:00 PST

I'm moving bitches

to a house with a basement for music stuff   kick ass   i hate you
Posted by Dustin on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 09:43:00 PST

The Melvins

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he kn...
Posted by Dustin on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:43:00 PST

Sleater-Kinney

They are breaking up and I got tickets to there last show in Portland.   It will be sweet.  I'm pretty sure there will be a vast majority of lesbians there so hopefully they don't beat ...
Posted by Dustin on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 11:35:00 PST

messenger bitches

[email protected]   do it ass holes
Posted by Dustin on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 06:29:00 PST

Three peice punk band

Who's Down?  I'm talking some crazy shit.  No gay emo, just straight punk down your throat!    
Posted by Dustin on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 06:54:00 PST

Get in there and fix me a turkey pot pie!

An update on the D train.  City of Armadillo is turning out to be City of Shitty.  Why do these people not want to play music?  Is it that Pi tastes better than Armadillos?  I thin...
Posted by Dustin on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 04:37:00 PST