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SATURN EDDIE

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About Me

I HAVE BEEN IN a bottle of mustard that doesnt piss yellow water before it gets to the good stuff...but I was born in Prosser Washington and subsequently went to highschool there...i was friends with some people and not friends with some people...i am now older, I smile more, I live in Port Angeles and i seem to be taller...i dress the same, and have a beautiful baby girl...she is my daughter...years later, a doctor will tell me I have an IQ of 48 and am what some people call "mentally retarded"...so...yeah. Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/12/2006
Band Website: fuck off!!
Band Members: August 1, 2006 - TuesdayChapter 7 Current mood: confused Category: Religion and PhilosophyI awoke today, though I would have fared much better to have stayed asleep... for I find myself mysteriously perched upon a high white stool.12:23 AM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment

...and life gets worse for the poor bastards...

Influences: tales from the crypt and yo sticky icky balls:

HERE, THERE BE MONSTERS...

"I'm Unhappy," she said.
"Join the fucking club," I said.

Sounds Like:NOTHING CAN INTERUPT IT YET ALL CAN BREAK IT...

they give them no time to recuperate or rebuild...
Record Label: BLACKMASS productions
Type of Label: None

My Blog

dudes

men, listen, no matter what else happens, NEVER watch sex and the city with your woman. and if you HAVE to HAVE to HAVE to, do not comment. YOU will side with the guys and all will be lost.
Posted by SATURN EDDIE on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:45:00 PST

do not read this

Arturro Bandini is not a recognized word by this computer but he IS a word.Charles is acceptable, But BUKOWSKI is not.I'm not sure what all this is supposed to mean but they are both better writers th...
Posted by SATURN EDDIE on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:47:00 PST

a questiion of the ending

No argument: it was good piece. It had it all: Characters (not paper-thin sci-fi ones either! But honest-to-goodness REAL people), a change of scenery within the pages, emotional ups downs and in betw...
Posted by SATURN EDDIE on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:34:00 PST

sex across wires and oceans

who are these women?I turn on the computer and there they are: half naked, lips pouting seductively, words like "single" "wet" and "lonely" flashing over their barely concealed breasts.do they not see...
Posted by SATURN EDDIE on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:21:00 PST

reccomendations for further living...

the world is a terrible place, and I hope to never go...aliens (the few not too afraid to visit for fear of us raping them) have this to say about the sad, blue planet: "They are a nice people...but t...
Posted by SATURN EDDIE on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:09:00 PST

skid

screamthe little monkeyslet it rage within... 1. sound asleep. the lights were off. half a beer spilling out of the overturned bottle on the night...
Posted by SATURN EDDIE on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:53:00 PST

swing from the trees again with mad, smiling faces

they come in runningthese mad little demonspreaching love in every language...they massage the heartwith sweet nothing’s and promisesof a tomorrow riddledwith love in black and white... ...
Posted by SATURN EDDIE on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:04:00 PST

11:11 on skin city

so i am running fullbore and i get right up there and jam myknee into the crotch of the grand wizard of theKKK. the world applauds, i bow, and nowi am a reality tv star. the whole thing was caught on ...
Posted by SATURN EDDIE on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:47:00 PST

Intelligentile Design

The terminology of science ..> "Fact" "Theory" A "fact" in science is an observation. A "theory" in science is an explanation of the observations...> Scientists use many specialized terms, frequent...
Posted by SATURN EDDIE on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:16:00 PST

Gunther Von Hagen

..>..> ..> Gunther von Hagens Gunther von Hagens in Cologne, 2000 Born January 10, 1945 (1945-01-10) (age 63)Skalmierzyce, Kalisch, Poland Occupation Anatomist Spouse Angelina Whalley Child...
Posted by SATURN EDDIE on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:32:00 PST