Talking bollocks, comedy, drama, jam, monarchy, the European Movement, bees, linguistics and translation, religion, beekeeping, running from bees, bananas, armed badgers, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup, horses and horseshoes, Heimlich and other maneuvers, Wikipedia, bees again, the Spartans, the Etruscans, executive and action transvestites, hetero cross-dressers, male lesbians, Balsamic vinaigrette, flags, sponge cake, monkeys, squirrels, cats with power tools and extra time on their hands (feet?), Marcel Marceau, people named 'Jeff', 'Kev', 'Kenneth' and 'Steve', clay pigeons, The Gospel According to St. Bastard, jam again, high heels, banjos, Barundi, breast envy, more bees (different ones), origami, pirates, Greek mythology, 'intelligent design' (especially giraffe construction), early speech, James Mason, toasters, Englebert Humperdink, Vespas, spontaneity, the History Channel, Azerbaijan, the NRA...
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Pulp Fiction, Robin and Marion, Die Hard, Cinema Paradiso, Where Eagles Dare, The Great Escape. Also, anything with Gary Oldman, Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, Alan Rickman or Lindsey Duncan.
Python, The Goons, Cheers, Roseanne and all of the Hancock stuff, The Good Life. Also: Absolutely Fabulous, Harry Enfield, On the Hour and Have I Got News for You?
I don't read much because I take so long to read things. I'll catch up one day. This partial dyslexia thing. I just take ages to read. Tolkien's 'Lord of the Rings' I really went for. I read lots of factual stuff. 'All The President's Men'. I'm very thinly read. Stacks of biographies. Melvyn Bragg on Richard Burton. I've read all about the Kennedys--a fascinating study of hunger.
Bees, Monty Python, Billy Connolly, Bill Hicks, Marcel Marceau, Steve Martin, David Putnam, Richard Pryor, James Mason, Sean Connery, George Lucas, Vivienne Westwood, Martina Navratilova, Jesus Christ, Mrs. Badcrumble, Charlton Heston... um... Zinglebert Bembledack? Yingeebert Dymbleban? No, that's not it... Zynglebert Bingleback? Winglebert Humptyback? Slut Bonwalla! No... damn! Ringlebert Fischeebuns? Steviebuns Bottrittrunden? Jerry Dorsey? Englebert Humptyback? Zenglebert Bengledack? Englebert Humperdinck? Vinglebert Wingledanck? Wait, no... Englebert Humperdink. YES! Englebert Humperdink, bees (again), his holiness the Pope... French-speaking monkeys and of course, Benny Hill and Jeff Vader.