Mrs. Bawk-ba-gawk

I'd like to meet:

"like-minded people" who don't think i'm old. dennis kucinich should be the next president of the U.S. i LOVE quotes. if you couldn't tell... "Of course I'm holding back, I'm insane you idiot. Remember the other day when you told me I had pit-stains? well I have cried every fifteen minutes on the half-hour since you told me that. I am racked with self-doubt, I have panic attacks, I'm claustrophobic, germ-phobic, phobia-phobic. I talk to myself, I talk to my cats, I talk to three separate shrinks about the fact that often my cats respond to me in my mother's voice and, yesterday, when that stupid, pretty surgical nurse handed you a pair of latex gloves I almost killed the guy who's leg I was stitching up because I couldn't stop thinking about the two of you having sex on a box of steaks. Why a box of steaks? 'Cos my Dad had an affair with a female butcher and, as I mentioned before, I am insane. There, I opened up, are you happy?" -Elliot from 'Scrubs'

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Music:

CD101 is the best radio station that has been or ever will be.i only speak the truth.**GOOD ALTERNATIVE STUFF: radiohead, cake, muse, morningwood, letters to cleo, splashdown, coldplay, mark ronson, blind melon, gnarls barkley, gwen stefani/no doubt, outkast, the strokes, mika, alanis morrisette, jet, the postal service, they might be giants, the white stripes, amy winehouse, travis, the violent femmes, belle & sebastian, zox, the duke spirit, MGMT.**GOOD OLDER STUFF: THE BEATLES, david bowie, queen, the ramones, the sex pistols, bob marley and the wailers, eric clapton, simon & garfunkel, steve miller band, janis joplin, roy orbison, 3 dog night, supertramp, elton john, the jackson 5, journey (steeeeeeeve perry!), singing muppets (i'm freakin serious!!@)**CDS THAT ARE GOOD TO THE LAST DROP: radiohead-ok computer is the best! all of them... dj simpleton-the unnamed best jungle set list ever. EVER... red hot chili peppers-blood sugar sex magik, californication... kasabian-kasabian... gorillaz-gorillaz... muse-black holes and revelations... the beatles-white album... U2-all that you can't leave behind... fiona apple-tidal... the flaming lips-yoshimi battles the pink robots... paul oakenfold-bunkka... g. love & special sauce-the hustle... coldplay-parachutes... veruca salt-eight arms to hold you... 311-greatest hits... me first and the gimme gimmes-are a drag... incubus-make yourself, morning view... green day-american idiot... marilyn manson-antichrist superstar, lest we forget.

Movies:

i loooove movies and probably know more than i should about them. here's a list of my favorite actors, and the movies that made me love them:robert downey jr (my most favorite!)-chaplin, home for the holidays, a scanner darkly, iron man, zodiac, kiss kiss bang bang, bowfinger, natural born killers, heart and souls, 1969, weird science. steve martin-MIXED NUTS, the jerk, dirty rotten scoundrels, parenthood, novocaine, shopgirl, the muppet movie, bowfinger, the out of towners. ben stiller-the royal tennebaums, meet the parents (and fockers!), reality bites, dodgeball, zoolander, mystery men, starsky & hutch, duplex, along came polly. elijah wood-eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, sin city, the faculty, the ice storm, the good son. thora birch-ghost world, american beauty, now and then, purple people eater. hank azaria-the birdcage, mystery men, the simpsons movie, along came polly, dodgeball, now and then. adam sandler-MIXED NUTS, 50 first dates, billy madison, happy gilmore, the wedding singer, i now pronounce you chuck and larry, anger management, punch drunk love, mr deeds, big daddy. greg kinnear-little miss sunshine, nurse betty, stuck on you, mystery men. winona ryder-beetlejuice, girl interrupted, the darwin awards, bram stoker's dracula, mermaids, a scanner darkly, mr deeds, reality bites, edward scissorhands,1969, heathers. jim carrey-eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, bruce almighty, ace ventura 1&2, me myself & irene, dumb and dumber. steve carell-little miss sunshine, 40 year old virgin, dan in real life, bruce almighty. christina ricci-200 cigarettes, now and then, the opposite of sex, anything else, prozac nation, sleepy hollow, fear and loathing in las vegas, desert blue, the ice storm, pecker, the addams family. eddie izzard-the cat's meow, across the universe, oceans 12 & 13, mystery men, all of his stand up dvds. drew barrymore-wishful thinking, the wedding singer, 50 first dates, duplex, riding in cars with boys, charlie's angels 1&2, never been kissed, boys on the side, everyone says i love you. macaulay culkin-home alone 1&2, my girl, the good son, uncle buck, party monster, saved. kevin smith-all of his movies except for jersey girl; what a terrible, terrible movie. johnny depp-ed wood, charlie and the chocolate factory, blow, chocolate, what's eating gilbert grape, benny & joon, sleepy hollow, fear and loathing in las vegas, edward scissorhands. christopher walken-blast from the past, catch me if you can, suicide kings, pulp fiction, wedding crashers, click. bill murray-the royal tennebaums, ed wood, the life aquatic with steve zissou, ghostbusters, caddyshack, groundhog day, what about bob, charlie's angels, lost in translation. edward norton-american history x, red dragon, the italian job, death to smoochy, everyone says i love you. william h macy-thank you for smoking, magnolia, welcome to collinwood, pleasantville, mystery men, fargo, mr holland's opus. steve buscemi-ghost world, mr deeds, big daddy, the wedding singer, fargo, the big lebowski. philip seymour hoffman-red dragon, punch drunk love, along came polly, magnolia, happiness, the big lebowski. juliette lewis-MIXED NUTS, natural born killers, national lampoon's christmas vacation, the darwin awards, what's eating gilbert grape, from dusk til dawn. tom hanks-forrest gump, catch me if you can, the ladykillers, apollo 13, the green mile, big.

Television:

HOUSE! scrubs, the big bang theory, how i met your mother, american idol, veronica mars, that 70's show, daria, weeds, penn & teller: bullshit!, aquateen hunger force, spaceghost, MST3K, wondershowzen, king of the hill, family guy, the simpsons, american dad, south park, drawn together, mr. show, 3rd rock from the sun, fraggle rock, the muppet show, futurama, the riches, jericho, 30 rock, standoff...and am i the ONLY person who watched the show 'Amish in the City'?? what a kick ass awesome show that was. quality reality television entertainment. upn or wb or whatever the fuck network it was should make me a copy on dvd.

Books:

stephen king:pet sematary (my all-time favorite book), the tommyknockers, everything's eventual, the girl who loved tom gordon, skeleton crew, nightmares & dreamscapes. brad warner:hardcore zen, sit down and shut up. augusten burroughs:running with scissors, dry, possible side effects, sellevision, magical thinking, a wolf at the table. Lots and lots of memoirs. i like reading about other peoples' lives. (non) fiction rules! books related to psychology, emotional/behavior disorders, or crazy people in general. i own a book called Comfortably Numb: How Psychiatry is Medicating a Nation by Charles Barber and i think anyone who has half a brain should read it. i also own many true crime books- way more than the average person. in fact, most people i know don't own any fucked up true crime books. but that's what makes me the freakin bomb. thomas harris:red dragon, silence of the lambs, hannibal, hannibal rising. steve martin:shopgirl, born standing up, pure drivel. jon stewart:naked pictures of famous people, america;the book. george carlin:when will jesus bring the pork chops? charlie chaplin:my autobiography. max brooks:zombie survival guide, world war z. a few comic books: johnny the homicidal maniac, and lenore

Heroes:

charlie chaplin is number one....EDDIE IZZARD.jim henson.SPACE GHOST.jon stewart.milton erickson.kay hanley.augusten burroughs.stephen king.tina fey.conan obrien.peter coyote.