I work here
I eat a lot of cereal.
I think having robot hands would more than likely be way cooler than regular hands.
While working at a toy store in downtown Seattle, I once convinced actor Brendan Fraser to buy a sasquatch action figure .
Sometimes I get vertigo, but only while already sitting down.
I detest seagulls.
I'm kind of thalassophobic, yet ironically fascinated with the ocean.
I played in punk bands for about 12 years.
I laugh out loud almost every time I hear the word "Seabiscuit".
I love dinosaurs.
I frequently hallucinate when I'm really exhausted.
I chew most foods that don't really require chewing.
Most people think I'm about 10 years younger than I actually am.
I'm an optimist.
My best friends are my two brothers.
I say the word "poop" a lot.
Sometimes I stutter very badly.
I try to get to the gym six times a week.
I wish real life had musical segues like TV shows do.
Grilled cheese samwiches are good.
Poop.
The End.
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This is a small video I made recently. Let's hear it for insomnia! "A riveting thrill ride!" says Gene Siskel of the Chicago Tribune. Enjoy.
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Visit my website: www.andybayless.com
These are pictures from some small games I made. They can be downloaded from my website.
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This is the first sketch I've done in years. I suck at drawing with a mouse, but here ya go. Huzzaahh! I love Planet of the Apes.
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This is a facial animation test I did synchronized to voice over.
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*The opinions expressed here are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.
