He's fucking Ben Affleck
She's fucking Matt Damon
Look ma, I was on Conan!
People don't believe that my bruises come from Tawny. I hope this image helps my cause.
ABOUT
Name: Joseph
Birthday: December 20
Birthplace: San Jose, California
Current Location: Santa Rosa, California
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Light brown, sometimes auburn (depending upon how much sun I get in the summer)
Height: Five foot eleven
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: Italian, English, French, Finish
The Shoes You Wore Today: My boots
Your Weakness: Self doubt.
Your Fears: I'm not sure. Even when I'm cynical or weary I'm always thinkin' that such thoughts will hopefully turn out to be a waste of time.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and green pepper
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get "The Few and Far Between" sold
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is the bathroom free?
Your Best Physical Feature: Gosh, either my tummy or my bum.
Your Bedtime: Around 11pm
Your Most Missed Memory: Not sure. Maybe childhood days with my little bro. We used to do a mock-radio talk show into my stereo mic when I was 10. Very funny stuff.
Pepsi or Coke: I normally get Pepsi but I like both.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Ronald!
Single or Group Dates: Single in the beginning of a relationship. Groups are fun when your relationship is on secure grounds (so you can mingle more without feeling weary about neglecting your date or what not).
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Not an ice tea drinker.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.
Do you Smoke: Nope.
Do you Swear: Sometimes.
Do you Sing: Nope. And sadly I took chorus/drama from 7th-9th grade.
Do you Shower Daily: Yup.
Have you Been in Love: A few times, yeah.
Do you want to go to College: Done.
Do you want to get Married: Yup.
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes.
Are you a Health Freak: Na.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah.
Do you play an Instrument: I played the trumpet in elementary school.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah right.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
How do you want to Die: Satisfied.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A screenwriter who sells his work and gets produced.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy. There's a castle there that belongs to my family that holds my family's records (those who stayed in Italy). That'd be sweet to visit.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No pref.
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette/brown
Short or Long Hair: Shoulder length or longer.
Height: No pref.
Weight: No pref.
Best Clothing Style: A style that suits her.
Number of Drugs I have taken: One.
Number of CDs I own: Gosh, around a hundred or so (I think).
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Don't have a count. I don't really regret (anything I feel bad or hurt by comes and goes).
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