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Neri

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About Me

I did comedy live for the first time in early 2007 when I finally worked up the courage to try it after secretly wanting to do it since I was a teenager. What drew me to comedy is my love of making people laugh and the fact that all my heroes have been comedians. Plus someone dared me to try it. It's been love every since. My plan for 2009 is to get out and work my stuff as much as possible. Comedy to me is all about putting pretension and ego aside in addition to just plain having fun. Push out the jive, bring in the love and all that. My hope is to one day be a full-time working comic.
Prior to doing comedy I was a musician doing singer/songwritery DIY rock and roll stuff. It was cool but there was a point where I felt a sense of completion and wanted to try other things. Which of course turned out to be comedy. I'm also a family man and I love the Rocky movies, the Jason movies, the Ramones, Superman and pizza. You can check out my website at chrisneri.com. Feel free to stop in and say hey.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'll happily meet anyone and everyone. Unless you're a douche.

My Blog

Tuesdays at the Corner Pub in Conroe, TX

That's where you can find me every week working my stuff.  It's on N. Main Street.  Come hang out if you're in the area.
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 15:53:00 GMT

Recent comedy round up

Stuff I've been into lately:Robert Schimmel- Discovered hisstuff, literally, yesterday I think. Really, really funny. A lot of sexjokes which I'm a fan of. Doug Benson- 'ProfessionalHumoridian' and 'S...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:04:00 GMT

The Star Wars Holiday Special

I'm still around but haven't updated my MySpace blog in awhile.  But I thought I'd stop in and give you all the gift of terrible 70's programing: ..
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 06:01:00 GMT

Comedy

I think I've been doing comedy officially for over a year now.  My first time on stage as a comic was in April of '07.  But I've been writing since about September of '06 when I got a compos...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:49:00 GMT

George Carlin RIP

This one really hurts. George Carlin was one of the first comics that really, truly made an impression on me. I first noticed him when I was a teenager. Probably sometime in '92 on HBO and I was floor...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:07:00 GMT

Dark thought of the day

You know who I feel bad for in that movie THE ACCUSED?  The guy that really wanted to play pinball.  And, you know, Jodie Foster's character for getting gang-raped on the pinball machine.&nb...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:00:00 GMT

Dot Com

Just uploaded the new site.  It's still kind of in the slop stage as I'm still messing around with fonts and colors and stuff like that, but the basics are still there.  Plus there's a bunch...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:58:00 GMT

Henry Rollins and masturbation jokes

As anyone who's spent more then 5 minutes with me knows, I'm a big fan of masturbation jokes. I make no illusion that I'm a sophisticated guy with sophisticated tastes. I don't give a shit. For bet...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:22:00 GMT

It’s almost 4/20

If I was a stoner, I would give a shit. Yet for some reason I feel the need to point it out. Why did I do that? I don't know. I have problems. I almost feel like I SHOULD be a stoner sometimes. ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:46:00 GMT

Neri’s secrets to live, love and success!

My friend does a blog that features advice and thoughts from people from all walks of life. He asked me if I'd like to contribute. Here's what I sent him:**************************Here's a quick summa...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:20:00 GMT