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Rated PG-13 for some sci-fi violence and terror.

About Me

MY MUSIC PAGE


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My Interests

REAL AMAZING TRUE FACTS *The Sheen/Estevez Family is the greatest family in the history of awesome families. *Behind every seemingly great man is an amazingly greater woman. I'll kill you with my ovaries to prove it. *Jack White & John Lennon are everybody's musical father, they brought you into this world and they can take you out. *Danny Glover doesn't cuddle with anyone, not even his wives. *If I ever wanted a portrait of myself to hang above my many fire places, I would go directly to Cameron Stewart . *Nicolas Cage's face is a horror movie. *Werewolves are perfect in every way. *Jeff Fahey took a shit and died. *As far as Nick Nolte is concerned, vietnam is still going on and he's deep in the shit. *Michael Rooker actually starred in the hit sitcom Coach, not Craig T. Nelson. *Both Jeremy Irons and Julian Sands possess the power to impregnate women with just the sound of their voices. *Jesus was actually just some homeless asshole who told awesome stories. *Daniel Craig, Adrien Brody, and Gael Garcia Bernal all hold the cure to your sexual ailment. *Ed Harris played Hoggle in The Labyrinth. It's the only film he's been in that didn't rely on any special makeup effects to alter his appearance. **Fact by Alex** *James Gunn is a terrible father. *Most of my ex husbands live together in a broken down van the the backyard. *I neglect my kids, alot. *Pizza is the best food, shitface. *Peter Weller looks like RoboCop unrobomasked. *Eddie Winslow got his ass handed to him by a bunch of dragons that one episode. *Vincent Gallo is a standup guy. *That guy in Body Double who looks like Bill Maher is a piece of shit. *I don't give a shit about Alan Rickman, unless he's Hans Gruber. *Turns out Lou Diamond Phillips and Mel Gibson are the same person. *Every summer when the sun sets, Edward James Olmos and Danny Trejo see who can fit the most kids in their face. *Bill Pullman is what Bill Paxton would look like with a horrible disease. *Pin-up girls are the prettiest girls of all, especially Bettie. ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------- WE CAN TAKE A BITE AND KEEP ON CHEWING.

I'd like to meet:

The country and beautiful people of France

Music:

The White Stripes. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. John Lennon. The Strokes. The Cardigans. Sahara Hotnights. Peter Bjorn and John. blackblack. The Raconteurs. Feist. Mark Ronson. Giant Drag. M.I.A. Interpol. The Stills. Adam Green. MGMT. Dusty Chance & the All Nighters. Adele. Amy Winehouse. Daniel Johnston. Bat For Lashes. Lou Reed. Yann Tiersen. Tom Waits. Reverend Horton Heat. Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five. Elvis Costello. The Clash. Kenneth Loggins. Sugarhill Gang. Charlie Feathers. NWA. Pointed Sticks. The Dresden Dolls. Fiona Apple. A Band Named Sue. Johnny Horton. Slim Whitman. Regina Spektor. The Beatles. David Byrne. The Redwalls. Phantom Planet. The Libertines. Lily Allen. Millionaires. Nina Simone. Joe Cocker. Nancy Sinatra. Dusty Springfield. Janis Joplin. Smashing Pumpkins. The Dickies. George Harrison. The Partridge Family. Tom Petty. Joanna Newsom. Sondre Lerche. Jerry Lee Lewis. Creedence Clearwater Revival. Chuck Berry. Elvis Presley. Entrance. Warren Zevon. Garbage. The Natural History. Billy Idol. Buddy Holly. M83. The Pretenders. The Fiery Furnaces. Blondie. Bob Dylan. Radiohead. Queens of The Stone Age. Simple Minds. Har Mar Superstar. Loretta Lynn. Patsy Cline. The Platters. TV On The Radio. Billy Corgan. Edith Piaf. The Traveling Wilburys. Nickel Creek. David Bowie. Link Wray. Barbara Pittman. Woody Guthrie. A Camp. France Gall. Johnny Cash. Talking Heads. Rose Maddox. Roy Orbison. The Veils. Tegan and Sara. The Unicorns. The Texas Sapphires. The Raveonettes. The Cramps. The Ting Tings. rriiccee. Batmobile. The Searchers. The Pointer Sisters. I love film scores and soundtracks.

Movies:

MY FAVORITE DIRECTORS: James Gunn. Michel Gondry. John Landis. Anthony Hickox. Adrian Lyne. Paul Thomas Anderson. Larry Fessenden. Roman Polanski. Joe Dante. Michael Polish. Claire Denis. François Ozon. Emilio Estevez. Martin Sheen. Jean-Pierre Jeunet. Terrence Malick. Claude Berri. Peter Jackson. Amy Heckerling. James Wan. Milos Forman. Hal Ashby. Jonathan Glazer. Sarah Polley. Tim Burton. Wes Craven. Mathieu Kassovitz. John Waters. Atom Egoyan. Wim Wenders. Werner Herzog. Terry Gilliam. Alfonso Cuaron. Stanley Kubrick. Alejandro González Iñárritu. Noah Baumbach. Chris Cunningham. Hal Hartley. Guillermo del Toro. Martin Scorcese. Vincent Gallo. Spike Jonze. François Truffaut. Rob Zombie. David Cronenberg. Pedro Almodóvar. Alexander Payne. Danny Boyle. Luc Besson. Mary Harron. Robert Rodriguez. Christopher Guest. Tom Tykwer. David Lynch. Kathryn Bigelow. Sam Raimi. John Carpenter. Quentin Tarantino. Claire Denis. Jean-Luc Godard. Spike Lee. Jim Jarmusch. Todd Solondz. Alexandre Aja. Alex Winter. Bruce Robinson. Wes Anderson. Stephen Frears. George Romero. Dario Argento. Sam Mendes. Agnès Varda. Jane Campion. Lars Von Trier. Joel Cohen. Blake Edwards. Mel Brooks. Terry Zwigoff. Robert Altman. Roger Corman. Tom Holland. Doug Liman. MY FAVORITE ACTORS: Martin Sheen. Paul Newman. Jeremy Irons. Adrien Brody. Daniel Craig. Peter Sellers. Michael Madsen. Terry O'Quinn. Daniel Auteuil. Dominique Pinon. Gaspard Ulliel. Dominique Bettenfeld. Charlie Sheen. Bill Paxton. Peter Weller. Emilio Estevez. Jeffrey Jones. David Duchovny. Steve Carell. Robert Mitchum. Jack Nicholson. Vince Vaughn. Peter Fonda. Jake Weber. Dennis Hopper. Gael Garcia Bernal. Jeff Fahey. Gary Busey. David Carradine. Javier Bardem. Crispin Glover. John Turturro. Viggo Mortensen. Mathieu Kassovitz. Danny Aiello. Johnny Depp. Albert Brooks. Robert Downey Jr. Jean Reno. Michael Biehn. Bruce Willis. Emile Hirsch. Gene Wilder. Scott Bakula. Michael J. Fox. Michael Rooker. Richard Pryor. James Franco. Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Cillian Murphy. Jamel Debbouze. Michael Shannon. Jack Palance. John Wayne. Jeff Bridges. Ezra Buzzington. Bruce Campbell. Sean Penn. Simon Pegg. Ricky Gervais. Josh Brolin. Kevin Spacey. Jon Favreau. Dustin Hoffman. Harvey Keitel. Lou Taylor Pucci. Jeff Goldblum. Gary Cole. Danny Glover. Harry Dean Stanton. John Malkovich. Vincent Gallo. Gary Oldman. John Candy. Daniel Day-Lewis. David Strathairn. Griffin Dunne. Robert Patrick. Stephen Rea. Julian Sands. Clive Owen. Chiwetel Ejiofor. Benicio Del Toro. Christian Bale. Michael C. Hall. Christopher Guest. Gregory Peck. Richard Dreyfuss. Marlon Brando. Heath Ledger. Vincent Kartheiser. Eugene Levy. Harrison Ford. William Hurt. Samuel L. Jackson. Steve Railsback. Peter Boyle. Tom Noonan. Al Pacino. Robert De Niro. Clint Eastwood. Bruce Dern. Dean Stockwell. Klaus Kinski. Jeffrey Combs. MY FAVORITE ACTRESSES: Audrey Tautou. Charlize Theron. Penelope Cruz. Nastassja Kinski. Uma Thurman. Kate Winslet. Ellen Burstyn. Mia Farrow. Christina Ricci. Maggie Gyllenhaal. Sissy Spacek. Patricia Arquette. Sarah Polley. Anna Faris. Angela Bettis. Kim Basinger. Jennifer Connelly. Mena Suvari. Annette Bening. Eva Green. Emmanuelle Béart. Gillian Anderson. Patricia Clarkson. Kathleen Turner. Bette Davis. Brigitte Bardot. Rita Hayworth. Kay Lenz. Theresa Russell. Divine. Marilyn Monroe. Alfre Woodard. Alison Lohman. Virginie Ledoyan. Michelle Williams. Laetitia Casta. Gretchen Mol. Chloe Sevingy. Uma Thurman. Sigourney Weaver. Ricki Lake. Natalie Portman. Catherine O'Hara. Jennifer Carpenter. Anna Paquin. Ellen Barkin. Holly Hunter. Frances McDormand. Julianne Moore. Karen Black. Parker Posey. Beatrice Dalle. Radha Mitchell. Juliette Binoche. Marion Cotillard. Katharine Isabelle. Emmanuelle Seigner. Isabelle Huppert. Emily Perkins. Kathy Bates. Nicole Kidman. Pam Grier. Vanessa Paradis. Angela Basset. Meryl Streep. Traci Lords. Sandrine Bonnaire. Shelley Duvall. Madeline Kahn. Gilda Radner. Terri Garr. Fanny Ardant. Catherine Deneuve. Asia Argento. Vinessa Shaw. Rachel Weisz. Sophia Loren. Ashley Judd. Sissy Spacek. Jane Fonda. Greta Garbo. I LOVE MOVIES. THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITES. I've got a little sweet spot for both horror and French cinema. They're the best. :MOVIES I WILL NEVER STOP VIEWING REPEATEDLY:
*Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair
*Slither
*An American Werewolf In London
*The X Files
*River of No Return
*The Fly
*RoboCop (1&2)
*Badlands
*Near Dark
*The Big Lebowski
*Stay Tuned
*37°2 le matin
*Trust
*Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain
*Holy Smoke
*Splash
*After Hours
*L.A. Confidential
*Back to the Future (1-3)
*Little Children
*Freaked
*Lolita (97' remix)
*A Nightmare on Elm Street
*Grindhouse (Planet Terror & Death Proof)
*Marie Antoinette
*Terminator (1&2)
*Bug
*Spoorloos
*F/X (1&2)
*A History of Violence
*One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
*No Country For Old Men
*Casino Royale ('06)
*Léon (The Professional)
*Cool Hand Luke
*Die Hard (1-3)
*Layer Cake
*Ghost World
*The King
*Career Opportunities
*Ginger Snaps (1-3)
*Sin City
*Rosemary's Baby
*28 Days Later
*Á la folie...pas du tout
*Modern Girls
*The Howling
*How to Get Ahead in Advertising
*Re-Animator
*Hot Shots! (1&2)
*Loaded Weapon 1
*The Shining
*Female Trouble
*Shaun of the Dead
*Jámon, jámon
*American Beauty
*Taxi Driver
*Inland Empire
*Undertow
*Dummy
*Apocalypse Now
*Evil Dead (1-3)
*Paris, Texas
*Dirty Pretty Things
*Waiting for Guffman
*Buffalo '66
*Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
*The Notorious Bettie Page
*Brokeback Mountain
*The Usual Suspects
*Thelma & Louise
*Fright Night
*The Pianist
*American Psycho
*Human Nature
*Election
*Habit
*Angel-A
*Welcome to the Dollhouse
*Indiana Jones (1-3)
*Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
*Swingers
*River's Edge
*Phenomena
*Children of Men
*Some Like It Hot
*The Flim-Flam Man
*Le Ballon rouge
*Un long dimanche de fiançailles
*La Cité des enfants perdus
*Le Mépris
*Le Beau Serge
*Delicatessen
*Manon des sources
*Jean de Florette
*À bout de souffle
*Jules et Jim
*Cléo de 5 à 7
*Bande à part
*Les Quatre cents coups
*Belle de jour
*Repulsion
*The Dreamers
*8 femmes
*Feux rouges
*Trouble Every Day
*À bout de souffle
*Todo sobre mi madre
*La mala educaciónMY FAVORITE OLDIES BUT GOODIES:

Television:

The X Files. Supermarket Sweep. Tim and Eric Awesome Show: Great Job! Tom Goes To The Mayor. Chappelle's Show. Quantum Leap. Night Court. Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. The Upright Citizens Brigade. Extras. The People's Court. Medium. Absolutely Fabulous. Lost. Journeyman. Twin Peaks. Jack of All Trades. Bionic Woman ('07). Tim and Eric Nite Live. The Office (Both). Chelsea Lately. Are You Afraid of The Dark? Late Night With Conan O'Brien. America's Next Top Model. Big Love. Eerie Indiana. Dexter. Rescue 911. Amazing Stories. The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. Dirty Jobs. Arrested Development. Three's Company. American Gothic. Mad Men. Supernatural. The Simpsons. Burn Notice. Anything with Gordon Ramsay. Seinfeld. Curb Your Enthusiasm. The Adventures of Pete and Pete. Dead Like Me. Dateline: To Catch a Predator. Unsolved Mysteries. Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. 30 Rock. Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D List. Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Spin City. Two And A Half Men. The West Wing. Roseanne. Kids Say The Darnedest Things (Cosby Turbo Remix Edition). Da' Ali G Show. Perfect Strangers. Step By Step. Salute Your Shorts. Family Matters. Alf. Full House. Saved By The Bell. LA Ink. Freaks and Geeks. Project Runway. Tales rrom the Dark Side. Tales from the Crypt. Mythbusters. Ghost Hunters. Scariest Places on Earth. Today's Special. Camp Candy. Welcome Freshman. Bobby's World. Life With Louie. Clarissa Explains It All. The Wacky World of Tex Avery. Ren and Stimpy. Charles in Charge. Small Wonder. Flash Forward. Eureeka's Castle. David and the Gnomes. Muppet Babies. Fraggle Rock. Punky Brewster. Silver Spoons. Tiny Toon Adventures. Animaniacs. Hey Dude. The Secret World of Alex Mack. The Torkelsons. The Elephant Show. Miami Vice. Double Dare. Wild and Crazy Kids. What Would You Do? Guts. MacGyver.
Video Games I only use/own Nintendo systems, they are like my electronic family. Every Zelda game ever created. Mystical Ninja: Starring Goemon. Eternal Darkness. Any Mario themed game you can throw at me. Tetris. BloodRayne. Dead To Rights. XIII. Zombies Ate My Neighbors. Super Ghouls n' Ghosts. All Mortal Kombats. Super Smash Brothers games. Buster Busts Loose. Banjo-Kazooie. Luigi's Mansion. GoldenEye. Buck Bumble. All Turok's. All Clayfighters. All Cruis'n games. All Metroid games. All F-Zeros. Glover. Wave Race 64. Die Hard: Vendetta. Peter Jackson's King Kong. All Resident Evil games. All Simpsons games. All Spider-Man games. All Superman games. Ty the Tasmanian Tiger. Wario World. Aladdin. All Donkey Kongs. All Double Dragons. Ken Griffey Jr. Presents: Major League Baseball. NCAA Basketball. Robocop versus The Terminator. Big Brain Academy: Wii Degree. Red Steel.

Books:

Scary Stores To Tell in The Dark volumes 1-3, Cross Your Fingers and Spit In Your Hat, Where The Sidewalk Ends, The Zombie Survival Guide, If Chins Could Kill, Make Love* The Bruce Campbell Way. To Kill A Mockingbird. The one where the homeless guy walks on water, that is crazy. In Cold Blood. The Last Vampire series. Hunter S. Thompson. Christopher Pike. Brett Easton Ellis. Cormac McCarthy. R.L. Stine. Alvin Schwartz.

Heroes:

The Sheen/Estevez Family
James
Mulder and Scully
Locke
John
Jack
Elvis
Julian
Joe
RoboCop
Vincent
Audrey
Charlize
Penelope
Daniel
Eva
Uma

My Blog

Useless photoshop creations.

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Posted by T ž $ $ on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:44:00 PST

Audrey looking better than you and me as usual.

On April 18, Audrey visited the 12th annual French Film Days in Budapest, Hungary, in order to promote Ensemble, c'est tout which will be released on April 24 there.  God she looks so stunning....
Posted by T ž $ $ on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:06:00 PST

"Dick" and Michelle Williams looking amazing.

    I totally watched Dick last nite. It's pretty funny. Even though Will Ferrel is barely in it, the scenes that have him are hilarious. I miss the old Will. I think he peaked with Anc...
Posted by T ž $ $ on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:33:00 PST

I dont give a fuck about your awards, Marion Cotillard.

Why are people going nutty over Marion? Sure, she's a decent actress, and yes she deserved the oscar. You know what, fuck the oscars, the golden globes, sags, baftas, isa, fuck them all. Do you now ho...
Posted by T ž $ $ on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:42:00 PST

Hot bitch Alison Lohman replaces Ellen Page in new horror film...

Alison Lohman has apparently taken Ellen Page's place in Sam Raimi's new horror flick "Drag Me To Hell". I couldn't be more pleased. As much as I like Ellen, I like Alison even more. I think she's a b...
Posted by T ž $ $ on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:22:00 PST

OH EM GEE!!!!! I just hope they dont *~*kiss*~*

Sorry, but The X Files is the greatest show ever put on television. Ask Don Johnson. Although I hate the fact the Mulder and Scully are sort of "an item" now. Thanks alot asshole Chris Carter. I was w...
Posted by T ž $ $ on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:27:00 PST

For the past four goddamn nites Michael Madsen has been invading mah dreams!!!

During the past four nites all my dreams have been guest starring Michael Madsen. He does like to take on a shitload of roles. Have you seen his imdb page? Jesus H. Christ. In these dreams all he seem...
Posted by T ž $ $ on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:02:00 PST

Can I move in with you? LIFE PARTNER QUESTIONNAIRE.

I'm really skilled at everything that you're not skilled at. This way we'd be helping eachother out. You just can't be creeped out by my lifesize body pillows of Martin, Charlie, and Emilio. They help...
Posted by T ž $ $ on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:55:00 PST

RE: James Gunn is a terrible father.

James Gunn gave our daughter crabs. It's funny how he'll willingly give stds away like food stamps, but not child support. Peter Weller may be a homeless fuckface, but he always drops off the check...
Posted by T ž $ $ on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:52:00 PST