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Walter Sobchak

8 year olds, dude

About Me



don't fucking critique my spelling or grammar. don't fucking ask me to join your lame group. just be my friend and leave me love.Sobchack Securities folded in '02. so for those of you fucks who keep harassing me about it, this is why i took it out of my profile.Also, i get a lot of messages, so if i don't respond it's not because i don't love you. it's probably because you're quoting something i said years ago. which is creepy! really though, it takes old Walter a long time not only to figure out how to navigate myspace, but to answer the many messages i receive.

My Interests

Rolling (except on Saturday) Saturday, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL! SHOMER SHABBOS! Taking care of Cynthia's Pomeranian

I'd like to meet:

I'm as Jewish as fucking Tevye. Calmer than you are.

Music:

some CCR, Kenny Rogers

Heroes:

V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov Sandy Koufax, Moses, Jews. The man in the black pajamas (worthy fucking adversary)

My Blog

I MISS DONNY

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Lio Carr...
Posted by Walter Sobchak on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST