Something you don’t see that often. |
The warehouse across the way from mine at work has about 5-10 'tough guys' working. Y'know, big macho guys with tattoos and end every sentence with, "'fuck that shit". Nothing against thes...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:30:00 GMT |
Deathbed: The Bed That Eats |
I had the opportunity to see this movie the other night.
Good Lord. That movie is THE single worst piece of cinema ever put together. Battlefield Earth and Manos: The Hands of Fate come cl...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:31:00 GMT |
So, I’m gonna try this on-line dating thing |
Here's my ad. Whatcha think?CREEPY VAN GUY ISO ANYTHING THAT'S BREATINGOkay, look. My standards have lowered. Severely. That is what happens when you don't feel the warm touch of a woman for a y...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 18:13:00 GMT |
Bob's Golden Rules for Successful Cheating |
So, everyone on craigslist.com is in an uproar about men cheating. Well, I'm here to help men out who are considering cheating, but don't want to get caught. Follow these rules, and you, like Bob, wil...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 14:46:00 GMT |
I owe the man |
I just calculated my taxes and I owe money to the government.Nothing new there, right?Well, according to my calculations I owe the federal government $85.That's Eight. Then Five. Dollars.E...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:29:00 GMT |
Why I dumped you |
Dear L,
I can't take this relationship anymore. Here are a few of the reasons why:
1. You feel the need to talk all the time. There are no comfortable silences between us because you are always talk...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:56:00 GMT |
Banks Fees |
This is new to me.
Apparently bank ATMs charge you money to tell you that you don't have enough to withdraw.
I had to pull out some funds for work and, being that it was early in the morning and I had...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 15:27:00 GMT |
Finding a job |
I can't take credit for this, but I thought I'd post it because it's extremely well written and funny:
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From Craigslist...
Okay, Company/Firm/No...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 00:03:00 GMT |
The Bug in the Rug |
An old legend from Persia tells the story of a bug who spent his entire life in the world's most beautifully designed Persian rug. All the bug ever saw in his lifetime was his problems, they stood up ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:28:00 GMT |
A few things that piss me off t'day... |
1. Dayquil. Decided to take some of this stuff this morning to make it into work. Yeah. Dayquil: The daytime-make-you-all-jittery-not-curing-your-cold-go-home-an
d-take-nyquil-to-counter-act-this-crap-...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:13:00 GMT |
