Hans Gruber - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I just recently decided to branch out on my own and start my own "organization". I like to consider myself classically educated with a flair for men's fashions. I have two suits that I recently bought at John Phillips in London. Rumor has it Arafat used to buy his there.
My ancestor: The Sheriff of Nottingruber.

My Interests

I am really NOT interested in your computer. What I AM interested in is the 658 Million Dollars worth of Bearer Bonds you have in your vault.

I'd like to meet:

The cowboy that stole my detonators, millions of dollars worth of company bonds, the code to the Nakatomi vault, John Phillips.
"...and when Alexander saw the breadth of his kingdom he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."

The benefits of a classical education.

Music:

Puccini, Mozart, Krieg, the usual.

Movies:

I have no interest in "film". Particularly ones starring Bruce Willis.

Television:

60 Minutes, CNN, Crossfire, German TV-8, CSNBC, etc.

Books:

Books about Alexander the Great, Time magazine, Hostage Terrorist, Terrorist Hostage: A Study in Duality.

Heroes:

The New Provo Front, Liberte De Quebec, the 5 incarcerated members of The Asian Dawn, etc.

My Blog

69?

You foolish Americans...I now have 69 friends. Theo pointed this out to Karl and I today. I confirmed that the information was correct and was frustrated as to why he thought it was so important that ...
Posted by Hans Gruber on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:59:00 PST

I simply love my new nightgown

I just had to post not to tell you about a new suit, but some fabulous new bed wear that I procured from a, how should I say it? Unwilling benefactor? Anyway, as it were, it turned out that this man h...
Posted by Hans Gruber on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 08:01:00 PST