I find interesting things very interesting. I also think interesting people are very interesting. There is an interesting possiblity that you could be interesting and I would be very interested in finding out if you are, indeed, interesting. Though you would be interested to know that my finding of things to be interesting is in direct concordance with the interest quotient of said thing of interest. If you have a low interest quotient chances are I would find you lowly interesting. I find the word "interesting" interesting and have been interested in using the word more often. Interested?
"It's a thin line 'tween heaven and here."
Det. Jimmy McNulty
"I feel like I'm a breathing machine for my dick."
William "Bunk" Moreland
"I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick."
I don't know who the drummer is. I don't care. I don't care where they played last either. I don't care who was there or who she is fucking. I don't care how you wear your hair or where you got your hot new belt...so why the hell would I care what music you listen to? Hell, I don't even care what music I listen to. Unless it's Clutch. Then I'm happy. If you aren't happy with that then you can...talk it over with me. I think we can work it out. No. Don't go!
As always,instead of having a long list of bands that I love (where the length of your list is only slightly less cool than having a long cock) I instead will list bands that I can't stand.
I hate Pearl Jam, Rush, Lenny Krabsitch, "DAVE" (as in Dave Matthews Band), Phish (sorry you dirty fucking hippies), Justin Limbercake, R. Kelly, most current sensory grating poppy rap music, Micheal Jackson (the newer, alien shit not the pre hair on fire stuff), U2 (the newer stuff [thanks Christine!]), Linkin Park, British Hip Hop, Kenny Chesney, Most country, any American Idol flim flammy pantload, most pop music, christian "rock", and your favorite band.
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit."
"You call that begging? You can beg better than that."
Television is the new God. DVR is the new messiah. My messiah has died repeatedly for what I am guessing are my sins...but it still records my favorite shows. Unlike Jesus.My favorite shows are: Gordon Ramsay Insults Idiots(Hell's Kitchen), Jack Bauer: Unstoppable Terrorist Killing Dynamo Who Needs Not Sleep Nor Food(24), Flashback of The Week & Random Weirdness!(Lost), Prove Things Don't Happen by Blowing Shit Up(Mythbusters), Moldy Old Objects Presented by Moldy Old People Who Make Money Off Of Them(Antiques Roadshow), Moldy Old People and Their Moldy Old Priceless Objects: "Smashing!" Edition(Antiques Roadshow UK), Get To Know Baltimore(The Wire), I Study Bugs and Bodies(CSI), Victorian Age Cocksuckers(Deadwood), David Lynch Smokes Many Foul Things(Twin Peaks), Trailer Dicks and the Old Men Who Love Them(The Rockford Files), I'm Old and Rich and a Son of a Bitch and Still Hilarious(Curb Your Enthusiasm), Hardcore Mormography(Big Love), Men Beating the Shit Out of Each Other for Fun and Prizes(The Ultimate Fighter), and many more!
"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come."
Give a person a gun and they can shoot a man, give a book and they can find out where to steal one.My favorite books include, but are not limited to: Shogun by James Clavell, The Stand by Stephen King, The Dark Tower Series by the same Stephen King, Battle Royale by Koushun Takami, The Art of War by Sun Tzu, The Unfettered Mind by Takuan Soho, Book of the Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi, Lone Wolf and Cub and Samurai Executioner by Koike Kazuo and Goseki Kojima, American Gods by Neil Gaiman, The Three Kingdoms Saga, Everything by H.P. Lovecraft, So far everything by Robert E. Howard, The Harry Pooper Series by J.K. Rowling, Various Comics and Manga and lots of other wordy bullshit!I have also been reading the Rain Series by Barry Eisler. If you like exotic Asian locales, Jazz music, whiskey, and the use of hands in murdering people then these books are for you.
"Listen, when you're giving pain to someone, don't think about the pain that person is feeling. Just concentrate on how good it feels to be causing someone pain. That's the best thing you can do for a true masochist!"
The people that actually physically attend the University of Pheonix. Nothing says "Fuck it!" like actually metriculating at a school a brain in a freezer with internet access could be accepted into. These people say "I know I could have my frontal lobe removed and still attend my psych class in the middle of taking a dump over the side of a boat in the Everglades...but I actually want to sit in a damned University of Pheonix classroom and pay tuition anyway!" Way to go against the grain! You are my heroes!
"Do you know what a 'love letter' is!? It's a bullet from a fucking gun fucker! You get a love letter from me...you're fucked forever!"
"Because I'm in a wheelchair...and you're not."