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DAN PALMER

No one's interesting until they've had the shit kicked outta them - James Eugene Carrey

About Me






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My Interests

I absolutely adore camcorder catastrophes but FUCKING DESPISE home-video howlers.

I'd like to meet:



Movies:

FREAK OUT: Writer/Actor/Producer

SMALL TOWN FOLK: Actor/Co-Writer

EVIL ALIENS: Actor

A FISTFUL OF FINGERS: Actor (for a 69th of a second)

Television:

Freaks & Geeks, Northern Exposure, Scrubs, Buffy, Firefly, Angel, Undeclared, Six Feet Under, Eerie Indiana, Dexter, Twin Peaks, Quantum Leap, Stella, South Park, Simpsons, Futurama, King Of The Hill, Spaced, Adam & Joe, Alan Partridge, Peep Show, Whose Line, The Office UK, Dinner For 5, ShowBiz Show, SNL, Equalizer, A-Team, Miami Vice, Magnum, Misfits Of Science, Greatest American Hero, Seinfeld, Curb, Arrested Development, Moonlighting, Malcolm, Garth Marenghi, F13th The Series, Tales From The Crypt, Smurfs, Pob, Neighbours, Get Stuffed, Video-Drome...

Books:

Brett Easton Ellis.
Oh and anything by Danny Gorman or Dave Wallace, I like the one where they test the British Public's endurance with smug twattery.

Heroes:


Comedy: Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Bill Murray, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Chris Farley, Mike Myers, Rick Moranis, John Candy, Bill Hicks, Denis Leary, Sarah Silverman, Ben Stiller, Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie, Greg Proops, Pre-Oscar Tom Hanks, Tom Green, Stewart Lee & Richard Herring, Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant, Jerry Seinfeld, Steve Coogan, Simon Pegg, Neil Mullarkey, Paul Merton, Rik Mayall, Frank Skinner, Vic & Bob, Harry Hill, Yazz Fetto.
Writers/Directors: John Hughes, Kevin Smith, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Joss Whedon, Savage Steve Holland, John Landis, Shane Black, Zach Braff, Keith Gordon, Judd Apatow, Mike Judge, The Coen Bros, Wes Anderson, Brett Easton Ellis, Daniel Clowes, John Carpenter, Wes Craven, Sam Raimi, Joe Dante, Larry Cohen, David Cronenberg, David Lynch, Robert Zemeckis, Richard Linklater, Doug Liman, Todd Solondz, Kathryn Bigelow, Tony Scott, Eric Red, Eli Roth, Roger Avary, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Kevin Williamson, Alex Winter, Edgar Wright, Christian James, Peter Stanley-Ward, Jake West.
Performers: John Cusack, Kurt Russell, Zach Braff, Steve Zahn, Nic Cage, Matthew Lillard, Jeremy Piven, Bruce Campbell, Steve Buscemi, Bill Paxton, Corey Feldman, Chuck Sheen, Emilio Estevez, Billy Bob Thornton, Ed Norton, Robert Downey Jnr, Christian Slater, Jon Favreau, Jason Lee, Sarah Polley, Winona Ryder, Julianne Moore, Britanny Murphy, Parker Posey, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Chris R Wright.

My Blog

MIXED UP

Hey Guys, I just filmed a small cameo role in a new movie called 'MIXED UP'. It's a sort of 'Empire Records' meets 'Late Night Shopping' via 'Mallrats' if you will. All the folks there were super cool...
Posted by DAN PALMER on Fri, 09 May 2008 09:36:00 PST

CONFLICT:DENIED OPS PS3 Viral starring me and some Boobies..

'CONFLICT: DENIED OPS'Coming to your Sega Genesis, ColecoVision and Atari ST soon! The new ADULTS ONLY viral for the 'Conflict: Denied Ops' video game.  Starring: Giles (I WANT CANDY) Alderson, D...
Posted by DAN PALMER on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:34:00 PST

Give these underrated actresses some love!

...give these underrated actresses some love! by Dan Palmer CARLA GUGINO An ...
Posted by DAN PALMER on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:51:00 PST

Shit faced!

Wanna see me with shit on my face? Who wouldn't! Check out this new sketch starring moi and the inimi ..inimtitinab... errr fun Chris R Wright.... ...
Posted by DAN PALMER on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 06:33:00 PST

New Short Flick

  SLAP ATTACK!  Starring: Dan Palmer, Chris R Wright & Sophie Lovell Anderson Written By: Dan Palmer & Christian James  Produced By: Mark Houlihan  Directed By: ...
Posted by DAN PALMER on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:50:00 PST

The Top 10 Totally Underrated Teen-Movies Of All Time Dude!

The Top 10 Totally Underrated Teen-Movies Of All Time Dude!By Dan PalmerTHREE O'CLOCK HIGH Directed by Spielberg protégé, and soon-to-be U2 promo maestro, Phil Joanou; THREE O'CLOCK HIGH  is th...
Posted by DAN PALMER on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:34:00 PST

'Animation Degradation'

So this week bore witness to the announcement of yet another CG animated kiddie-fest seemingly orchestrated to become McDonalds façade décor and insert free toxic plastic invaders in my future bowls o...
Posted by DAN PALMER on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:10:00 PST

'I AM NOT ONKEY..'

..he's much better looking. Welcome one and all.
Posted by DAN PALMER on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:07:00 PST