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About Me

Our Story:
Tim and Randy met and started talking about bad movies one day. Then they put it on film. Now they're internet phenomenons. That's pretty much it.
Now:
New episodes coming in late May! In the meantime, rewatch our old ones. It's like Eraserhead, there's no way you got it all on the first viewing.
PEOPLE ARE TALKING
"These guys are turds but they know their stuff." - YouTube
"It's just not very good." - Something Awful
"Has potential but im just not feeling it, you guys arent really funny and your charisma makes me nauseous." - YouTube
WATCH OUR NEW EPISODE!!!
Tim and Randy discuss "Totem", and examine the films controversial take on Native American deculturation.
Tim and Randy discuss "Troll 2", and how it relates to the declining nuclear family in a post-Reagan era America!
WATCH OUR FIRST EPISODE!!!
Tim and Randy invite Justin Alvarez in on their discussion of the Ron Jeremy horror classic, "The Wickeds."
B-Rated ep. 1: The Wickeds from MarklevitzAOK and Vimeo .
Keep your eyes out for more, or just search Tim and Randy on youtube and vimeo!

My Interests

Bowling.

I'd like to meet:

The Wolf Man has nards!

Music:

Big Pun. But only 'cause we like puns.

Movies:

Troll 2, The Wickeds, Pacific Inferno, Totem, Across the Tracks, Cannibal Hookers, Abomination: The Evilmaker 2, Scarecrow, Scarecrow Slayer, Scarecrow Gone Wild, Private Resort, McBain and any other post-Vietnam revenge picture.

Television:

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Twilight Zone & Tales From the Crypt

I wouldn't say I buy it, Liz. Let's just say I'm window shopping. And right now, there's a half-price sale on "weird". - Rick Dagless: Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Books:

The Necropolis

Heroes:

Mr. Waits in Troll 2. And Tom Waits, even though he has nothing to do with Troll 2.

Dwight Frye: The inspiration for Timothy Von Ghoul

P. J. Soles: The godess of B-list horror films.

My Blog

People on YouTube are so sincere!

People on YouTube always leave the best comments. Here's my new personal favorite. They're commenting on our review of "Santa's Slay"."This movie is brilliant, their is no "Party" Get a life, move o...
Posted by B-RATED on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:10:00 PST

B-Rated: Totem (Episode 3)

Holy shit, this is so good I want to kill things. Watch the fuck out of this or hit the bricks, pal-- no more new episodes till May. Sin-Sear-Lee,Randall Von Ghoul ...
Posted by B-RATED on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:49:00 PST

B-Rated: Troll 2

The wait was worth it! Enjoy!!! ...
Posted by B-RATED on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:30:00 PST

No, We’re Still Alive.

Greetings all, Just felt like letting you know that being Internet phenomenons doesn't make for a lot of time to film new reviews and give you all the fix we know you're jonesin' for, but yester...
Posted by B-RATED on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 02:39:00 PST

WATCH OUR FIRST EPISODE!!!

After 2 years of bad movie reviews, Randy and I have finally clawed our way out of the basement, and are gaining considerable recognition throughout the internet community. Click on the window below t...
Posted by B-RATED on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:33:00 PST

Welcome to Tim and Randy Discuss Bad Movies.

We will do our best to entertain, illuminate, and charm your goddamn pants off. We're in the process of upsizing. Opportunities abound to make this silly little project more than just a silly little p...
Posted by B-RATED on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:28:00 PST