STUPID TEENAGERS MUST DIE!

From Wiggy VonSchtick and Off Set Pictures comes a new entry into the slasher/zombie/exploitation genre that keeps its bloody tongue firmly in cheek.
It's the 1980’s and a group of teenagers are getting together to hold a seance in a haunted house. All the typical 80’s horror movie characters are there: the cool hero, the innocent girlfriend, the goth chick, the tough guy, the beautiful blonde girl, the shy guy in love with the beautiful blonde girl, a couple of lipstick lesbians and two big geeks.
In true low budget 80’s horror movie fashion, weird things start happening around the house. One dimensional characters are dying preposterously bloody deaths, girls are getting naked for no apparent reason and people walk into dangerous, pitch black rooms saying classic lines like, "Is someone in here?" As the poor, hapless kids are sliced and diced, it's up to our hero to lead the remaining survivors to safety before the house is filled with stupid dead teenagers.
Stupid Teenagers Must Die! is the directorial debut from Jeff C. Smith and features a talented cast of newcomers including Jovan Meredith (Overbrook Productions’ 125th And Nowhere), Ashley Schneider (Superbad), Devin Marble (Men's Room), Lindsay Gareth (The Comebacks) Renee Dorian (The Mangler Reborn) Cory Assink (C.S.I.), Jonathan Brett (Zoey 101), Will Deutsch (Strange Wilderness), Jamie Carson (Hunger Pains) and Christina DeRosa (Entourage).
Reviews:
Fatally-Yours.com
The Chopping Block
Killer Reviews.com
Horror-Fanatics.com
BloodType Online.com
Horror Reviews
Horror Society.com
HorrorView.com
DVD Resurrections
Pretty-Scary.net
Cinema Crazed
ScreamTV
Radio Albany
Gorehounds Unite
Unbound Zine
Horror Yearbook
Evil Dread
Fangoria
Interviews:
Interview with Jovan Meredith, Ashley Schneider, Lindsay Gareth, Renee Dorian, Cory Assink and Jonathan Brett at "The Chopping Block"
Jeff Interview at "The Chopping Block"
Jeff Interview at "Horror Yearbook"
Jeff Interview at "Unbound Zine"
Jeff Interview at "Killer Reviews"
Jeff Interview at "Fatally-Yours.com"
Press:
OC Weekly - January 24, 2008
Fangoria.com - March 29, 2007
Fangoria.com - June 12, 2007
Fangoria.com - September 6, 2007
Fangoria Magazine - October 2007
Philadelphia Weekly
OC Weekly article on "Fatally-Yours"
Miscellaneous:
STMD! at Rotten Tomatoes
The Girls Of Stupid Teenagers Must Die!:

Ashley Schneider as Julie / Lindsay Gareth as Tiffany

Renee Dorian as Madeline / Jamie Carson as Sissy

Christina DeRosa as Jamie
Cast
Jovan Meredith as Kane
Ashley Schneider as Julie
Devin Marble as Alfie
Lindsay Gareth as Tiffany
Renee Dorian as Madeline
Cory Assink as Geek One
Jonathan Brett as Geek Two
Will Deutsch as Ryan
Jamie Carson as Sissy
Christina DeRosa as Jamie
directed by Jeff C. Smith
written by Curtis Andersen and Jeff C. Smith
produced by Sara Parrell
executive producers Wayne Watson and Curtis Andersen
special effects by Matt Staley
For more information, visit the Stupid Teenagers Must Die! I.M.D.B. page.