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Alfie

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm pretty much the leader of my friends. I like to be in charge. They all look up to me. I'm pretty fucking funny, too. I like to trick people into thinking my switch blade comb is a real switch blade. Man, you should see them wet their pants.No girlfriend as of yet but I'm working on it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone as cool as me. But ya know that ain't gonna happen.

My Blog

I'm drunk and people on MySpace annoy me!

Almost 9 o'clock and I'm alright pretty fucked up.  WHich is nice.  And since I'm all by muyself, i Get to wander around this wacky thing called MySpace and check shit out. And right now it'...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 20:56:00 GMT

I am a man...and THE man!

Today I finally did it.  It's done.  And it was awesome!  I promised her I wouldn't tell anybody that we did it...but I didn't say I wouldn't tell people that I did it!  And it was...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 21:56:00 GMT

My first and last quiz!

This is bullshit! Which Victim In A Horror..Thriller Flick Are You? Uh, oh...sorry to break it to you, but you are the JERK in the film that everyone wishes would die...you always go against ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:24:00 GMT