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...in the year 2084, BB-GUN DEALRZ came up from their subterranean caverns to the POST-NUCLEAR wasteland. what they found were the DE-MAGNETIZED and DESTROYED; SCRATCHED and STATIC-EY remains of tapes, records and cd's from before the war. they LOVED these sounds they heard and with an mc-909 groovebox, 5-string bass and police-taxi dispatch microphone they found in a FISHING SHACK at the edge of a SWAMP in MOSQUITOHAWK, MISSISSIPPI; they BLASTED their amps waiting for a SHOUT back from any LIFE that was still out there...

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/8/2007
Band Members:
MCK SAMSON: OVERLOADED LASERVOX!
VLADIMIR CROWLEY: POUNDING MC-909 GROOVEBOX!!
CATFISH SHICKENCHIT: RUMBLEBASS!!!
...and SASSPARILLA ROACH: BACK-UP SONICSTEAM and GREEN TAMBOURINE ... WARNING! CAUTION!! DANGER!!!: these SONGS are mixed and EQ'd so the MIDs and HIGHs cut right through the BASS no matter how LOUD the VOLUME. so CRANK it UP to 13! receive the WALL of DIGITAL DISTORTION, SUB-WOOFER BASS and ULTRA-SONIC MIC skills that is BB-GUN DEALRZ!! yer speakers won't EXPLODE (that ain't no guarantee, now), they'll just SOUND like they did!!! (all SONGS and DRAWINGS copyright HYPNO-CRYPT...steal 'em and get CURSED mudda-f$%kaz!)--wanna BUILD a SPHINX? in AEONS past, APOCALYPTIC FORCES wiped out whole civilizations and MEGALITHIC STONE STRUCTURES (the PYRAMIDS, STONE CIRCLES and the SPHINX) are the only evidence of those ARCHAEIC peoples. PLANETARY DESTRUCTION is upon us once again and now we have MACHINERY to haul MASSIVE BLOCKS of STONE; i, as the ARCHITECT, am drawing up plans for a BAT-WINGED TIGER SPHINX. so DOWNLOAD a SONG or 2 or 3!
Influences: BATMAN, CAT PEOPLE, ELVIS, jerry lee lewis, BLACK SABBATH, kiss, AC/DC, misfits, RUN-DMC, house of pain, MINISTRY, the prodigy, MAD MAX, CLINT eastwood, PLANET of the APES, h.p. lovecraft, the DARK CRYSTAL, GODZILLA...and ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT!ULTRAVIOLET STAR

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Sounds Like: yer PS3 being BULLDOZED into the side of an ANTARCTIC ICE cave! FRUIT BATS
sabertooth tiger
BLACK LEOPARD
12 TIGERS SWIM
TIGER ATTACK

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ANTS ATTACK WASP
Hornet vs. Bee
TREE GOATS

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Record Label: HYPNO-CRYPT
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My Blog

FROM DUSK TIL DAWN

...wait, STRIKE that, REVERSE it. "when the SUN goes DOWN and the MOON comes UP..."-that song's in TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2! "let it FLOW on like a MUDSLIDE"-BEASTIE BOYS (whose DJ's name is HURRICAN...
Posted by bb-gun dealrz on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:12:00 PST

SLEEPWALKERS

SLEEP is a weird thing. almost every ANIMAL needs to but no one really knows why. your ENERGY gets restored by...? MAGICK? why would an animal that needs to sleep EVOLVE? it leaves you helpless t...
Posted by bb-gun dealrz on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:59:00 PST

DIRTHOUSE

it's a killer song by STATIC-X. it's hard to say what any of their songs are really about, but WAYNE's screaming is so cool...and he also loves MONSTER TRUCKS! what it makes me think of is (...
Posted by bb-gun dealrz on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:13:00 PST

HYPNO-CRYPT, SKEET-R-HAWX and MERCURY DYMES!!!

if ya'll didn't know, that's us 2... www.myspace.com/mercurydymes is MCK SAMSON's spot and www.myspace.com/skeetrhawx1 is CATFISH SHICKENCHIT's side project. or goto HYPNO-CRYPT DIGITAL RECORDS @ ...
Posted by bb-gun dealrz on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:51:00 PST

10,000 B.C.

it's about fuckin' TIME someone made a SABERTOOTH TIGER with the color and stripes of a TIGER!!! not to be confused with the CAVE-BABE '60's stop-motion claymation monster classic '1,000,000...
Posted by bb-gun dealrz on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:20:00 PST

the ICY EYE of EL GATO DIABLO

...focused rays of ULTRA-VIOLET, NEVER misses his target! a lone, ragtag, drifter man-creature of the GALAXY's DEAD DESERTS, part-time sidekick of the HANGMAN and PSIONIC-GUN for hire who sometim...
Posted by bb-gun dealrz on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:33:00 PST