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Krazy Karl the Maelstrom

Believe in yourself, work hard, and try not to have sex with other people's wives.

About Me

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears. You've arrived at the page of the one and only. The super sexy man, me! That's right. Feel free to explore my page. And to all you super sexy ladies out there, feel free to hit me up. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this page. It's guaranteed to keep you begging for more. You may deny it on the outside, but deep down, you know you'll be back here. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. Hell, maybe not even the next 5 years. But you will be back, and you will crave more... and more... and more... like a vampire. But the cool kind of vampire. Not the gay ass sparkely ones like in twilight. You know, that piece of crap excuse for a movie. BARF!------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------

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Iron Man 55%
Superman 50%
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My Blog

Hypocrites!

I'm pissed off at everyone who sympathizes that asshole Michael Jackson's death. If he were still alive today, you would all still be making jokes, and laughing at him, just as I do to this very day. ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:49:00 GMT

GF APPLICATION (apply now!!!)

1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Fave Color:4. Whats your sign?5.Phone Number:6. Location:7. Height:8.Hair (color and style):9.Piercings/tattoos:HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...1. Are we friends?2. Do you have a ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:28:00 GMT

Immigration Problem Solution

I have heard this idea from a kid at school, but it's pure genius. Bring at least half the guys from Iraq home and have them guard the border. If they catch an illegal alien, they hand him a canteen ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:27:00 GMT

boringness..............

..> boringness is what my life is like now.... I'm so boooooooorrrrrrreeeeeeed.....what to do, what to do? ..>
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 15:07:00 GMT