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Nagsworth This is the headline... God, I wish it wasn't

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Tamworth ain't a city,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Friends

You SAUSAGE WALLET! You not making up your mind is killing me and wasting time,... smiling makes my soul hurt,...

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Farmington Hills, Michigan
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Dandroid

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Mudflap-cum-Hardy, Isle Of Man
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure

JOSH

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: PLYMOUTH, Southwest
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Here For:: Serious Relationships, Friends

Rebel Yell

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Savannah, Missouri
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Charlene SOY BOMB

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: TRAVERSE CITY, MICHIGAN
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends

Devin

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Victoria, British Columbia
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: KENMORE, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

susan plan q

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PORTLAND, Oregon
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Body:: More to love!

The Beast He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

Age:: 101 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Valhalla
Country:: Norway
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

Ray

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: HOUSTON, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Alex Expression

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Arnold, Missouri
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends

ailecia Don't you know that I work hard, & I play hard.

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Lawrence, Kansas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Bisexual
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Steve- has sent out a Probe Droid to find himself The Force is STRONG with this one...

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Berwyn... for now, Illinois
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Freak4Potter I am quite the harry potter freak...img src=http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/2/2883nm5q44qz8o.gif

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: south florida, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Married
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Sponge Im Gonna Punch You In The Ovary

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Holly Yes RitiO

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: sheffield,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Becky Pass us the bino's!

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Belfast,
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

geert

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: Belgium
Status:: Single

It's Just K

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Hawley, Minnesota
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Frog Lady 1959 May your RAINBOWS be brite

Age:: 48 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana
Country:: United States
Status:: Married

2.5 Pints G

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: London,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

vicky

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: aldershot, hampshire,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

KHal Sono hou ga ii desu ne

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Edinburgh, Scotland
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

♥Fuck It ~ Im a MILF♠ Look me in my eyes, hold me close, and make me forget my past..

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Greenville, South Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Joey Storm I am a godlike figure. You can worship me if you want to, but I don't recomend it.

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Minneapolis, MINNESOTA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Mr. Pink

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Coral Springs, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

NaTIONS Say NO to being cool, and YES to being happy!

Age:: 66 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Marina Del Rey, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

bri bear

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Marie DOES NOTTINGHAM I want class, not trash

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Science Barbie!

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Glasgow/London,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

AdamBomb

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: HOBBS, New Mexico
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

FAT BASTURD..........I'M DEAD SEXY!!!! FAT BASTURD. I'M DEAD SEXY

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: im around, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Reggie Faer

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Deuce "CORNBREAD" Most of us believe in the man above, but all of us believe in sticking it to the man down here

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SPARKS, NEVADA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends

Eustress (17'er, BRK) Life lived impulsivly is grand, Life lived compulsivly is bland

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Random Places, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

Kate I'm an optimist but an optimist that takes an umbrella!

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: GLASGOW,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

DJ Skeletal Innocence will never touch me again...

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SAINT LOUIS, Missouri
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Ian I don't like to brag, but the fact of the matter is that I'm basically the greatest person ever. No

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Hollywood, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Gabriel You know I'm sexy, go on...admit it.

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

~i ♥ doom~ ...just give her a kiss worth dying for and open your arms!

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Cologne, NRW
Country:: Germany
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

♥ I ♥ DoRkS ♥ I LoVe TuRtLeS!!! As ToLd By fRaNkLiN..

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

angi

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PLAINFIELD, Indiana
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Networking

Alexa

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SANTA FE, New Mexico
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Dave It doesn't matter when you die if you have a few scars. It WILL matter if you didn't live. - Rich Mu

Age:: 101 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Green Bay/Appleton, Wisconsin
Country:: United States
Status:: Married

Rick Not the most edu-macated person

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Alhambra, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Queen of â™¥s

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Garbage Grove, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

I eat babies to stay young.

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: West Hartford, Connecticut
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

x=x=x Penis x=x=x

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Boston, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking