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About Me

Ok here are the facts
I'm Tyla no middle name Campbell.
I'm 17 years old.
I'm studying Performing Arts, Media Studies and History at AS level in Bryn Celynnnog,the most retarded school of them all.
I work part time in matalan for £4.60 an hour.I get away with doing jack crap in there and they pay me for it so its great,it's also a good laugh at times so...good stuff!
I'm a session guitarist(that sounds so gay) for the band Tomorrows History. Basically their guitarist is in uni so I play all the gigs he can't make it too.
I'm also currently in another band called Tiger,Please just writing songs, we switch from guitar to bass so i play both.
I'm also in a comedy trio called Also Known As (that also sounds gay.) We are small time but one day we hope to make it big.We write and perform comedy sketches and we think we are funny.
Anyway that's about it so hope you enjoyed reading my mini biography.

Here's what people think about me:
Dannielle-Pain in the backside
Mike-Tyla is a big hairy sasquatch legend
Sarah-Mad
Leah-Your fucking annoying but i love you
Charlotte-Tyla is my friend. He is so lovely. He's quite tall. I like his facial hair, personally.
Smidge- I dont understand how such a hairy head can come up with such funny jokes
Grace-Pretends to drum ALL the time, annoying but makes me laugh.
Danny-I've never seen a gorilla talk, but he's living proof.
Becci-My Neighbours chum
Chris "The Ginge" Hunt-Not just a name, but an occupation to boot.
Sarah Bray-Tyla is a big hairy man who is very cool
Angie-Tyla the magical drumming jukebox
Abi-Tyla's Furry
Tommy-Tyla = Air druming, druming, guitar, tapping, singing, facial hair, bee shoes, subways, giging, football, neighbours addict, slaping the innocent, jew, bear and a legend :]
Janelle-Tyla is the machoest macho mashy man in the whole entire world of machoness.
Sian-Hairy faced goon who enjoys wearing ladies glasses
Chrissy-A hairy jew from germany. but your funny as fuck..an a good tappin buddy lol
Rhys-Tyla touched me while i slept in the park after angies. haha
Owen-Tyla's the only jew iv ever liked...ps im not jewish
Sam-Tyla is a loving, boat riding, raj eating, crazy dancing...legend!!!
Tomorrows History-Youz a sponge
Bethan-He's amazing..one of my most trusted friends..but bloody annoying when in a classroom with him for 2 hours :P
If you want to be added to the list message me and you will
I have now put my top friends in alphabetical order so no arguing can happen
I believe this is fair
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My Interests

I enjoy playing football, fishing, going out, going to gigs, watching crap films in the cinema, eating, listening to music, eating, playing guitar, eating, watching tv and other things...This is me stuck on a fence.Picture quality=Crap..Thanks to Callum Shaw and Scott Hedditch for making this video.This hurt alot!.. width="425" height="350" ....Dancing Video Music by Future Of The LeftThe Gay Bar In Laurens HouseMe Bainsey and Mike chasing this ginger kid cus he thinks hes hard lol hes so funny.Tyla

Add to My Profile | More VideosThis is me doing some lame guitar thing in eisteddfod.Look at me blending into thew flag haha.
Algam Show-France
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This is me and my dad jamming at the algam show in france with a few other people.We were all very drunk at the time so excuse the dodgyness

I'd like to meet:

Adam Sandler, Monty Python(the ones who are still alive), Peter Kay, Ricky Gervais and your mother.

Music:

Blink 182, Ben Folds, Metallica, Greenday, Queens Of The Stone Age, Steely Dan, Eagles, Motorhead, S.K.W.A.D, Said Mike, Skindred, Wheatus, Jamie Cullum, Blues Brothers, Santana, Foo Fighters, HIM, Johnny Cash, Maroon 5, Pink Floyd, Stevie Wonder, Silverchair, Tenacious D, The Strokes, The Killers, Type O Negative, U2, Velvet Revolver, Guns N Roses, Nine Inch Nails, Manic Street Preachers, Avril Lavigne, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nine Black Alps, A, Weezer, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, AC/DC, Alien Ant Farm, Frank Zappa, Incubus, Alice Cooper, Embrace, Anthrax, Francis Dunnery,The Kooks, Dopamine, Midasuno, Kids In Glass Houses, Adequate Seven, Black Mans Pinch, A Code Entails, Kick Box Riot, Truckers Of Husk, Aerosmith, Angels & Airwaves, Audioslave, Black Eyed Peas, Bon Jovi, Box Car Racer, Christina Aguilera, Coldplay, Dave Matthews Band, Dashboard Confessinal, Don Henley, Elliot Smith, The Hellacopters, Jack Johnson, Lostprophets, Muse, Motley Crue, Nizlopi, Presidents Of The United Sttates Of America, Queen, Smashing Pumpkins Tool, Van Halen, The Zutons...... quite a mix really.

Movies:

All the monty python films, all adam sandler films, meet the parents, meet the folkers, terminator, Rocky 1 2 3 4 and 5, dodgeball, team america, the south park film, bad santa, football factory, wedding crashers, halloween, signs, all lord of the rings, evil dead 1 2 and 3, dawn of the dead, shawn of the dead, anchorman, bad santa, tenacious d the pick of destiny, school of rock and many others!

Television:

Friends, simpsons, south park, family guy, futurama, the oc, that 70s show, two guys and a girl, my wife and kids, neighbours!, max and paddy's road to nowhere, extras, the office, phoenix nights, match of the day, takeshis castle, dog the bounty hunter, Alan Partridge, Two and a half men, Frasier, Scrubs, Knowing me knowing you, The mighty boosh, Jackass. I also absolutly LOATH Little Britian as its absolute crap and not funny to any extent as its the same jokes every episode

Books:

The Ice Man-Confessions of a mafia contract killer.
Guiness Book of Records
Take Away Menus
Various Biographies
..oh and the Quaran!

Heroes:

Stevie Wonder, John Cleese, Ben Folds and Eric Cartman