Making music, cult comedy/film, Jack Daniel's, one day going to Japan then maybe one day going into space for a quick look around.
Chris Morris, but what do you say to someone who deviously exploits the sore points of social reality with such ease? If I met him he'd probably secretly film me and edit it to make it look like I was a paedophile.
If it ain't gangsta rap, country or glitzy pop, I'll probably give it a go. Mostly Indie/Alternative rock, IDM, Trip Hop (yes that is a genre), drum n bass and dub. Bands/artists of the moment are... Gnarls Barkley, Wolfmother, Amy Winehouse, The Young Knives, Squarepusher, Plone, Ratatat, Green Day (the old, ooold stuff please), Soundmurderer, DJ Shadow, Album Leaf, Dead Kennedys... All-time favourites are... Mr Bungle, Aphex Twin, Antipop Consortium, Venetian Snares, the Offspring, Tool, MF Doom.
Cult cinema, preferably Japanese/Korean... Oldboy, Ichi The Killer, House Of Flying Daggers... british comedy like Shaun Of The Dead... and anything else with the zombies.
Curb Your Enthusiasm, BrassEye, The Day Today, Nathan Barley, Mighty Boosh, Black Books, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Spaced, Adam And Joe Show... You get the picture... right?
The best book ever written: On the Road (Jack Kerouac). Other good ones are... Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (Hunter S. Thompson), Grass (Phil Sparrowhawk), The Catcher In The Rye (J. D. Salinger) and anything by Edgar Allan Poe.
My uncle, Simon, to whom I owe everything as he tought me more than my parents ever could. Probably because my parents wouldn't go out drinking and smoking with me, and that's where all the best conversations take place.