Oh gad, I'm so antisocial it's not funny. Okay, criterion number one: you must be able to type and proofread your messages properly. If you can't put together a coherent sentence, or if you don't give enough of a crap about how coherent your spiffy little note is, then I am so not interested. If English isn't your first language, that's no excuse. Criterion number two: if you call me sweetie, then you're clearly quite presumptuous and have no idea who you're dealing with and I am so not interested. Unless you're from the south, but even so, that's pushing it with an uptight Yankee girl such as myself. Criterion number three: I am not a sucker. I'm not here to join pyramid schemes or start my own home business or other such ridiculousness. Leave me out of your machinations.