IGNORE THE WEIRD COMMENTS THAT MY PROFILE IS LEAVING. SOMEHOW IT GOT A VIRUS SO IT'S LEAVING WHACKY MESSAGES EVERYWHERE.I'm crazy and I don't have any qualms about it, and I wont make any excuses about it either, that's just who I am, take it or leave it.I have perfect grammer and terrible spelling. Recently it was brought to my attention that "grammer" is in fact spelled "grammar," which makes my statement all the more ludicrous.I've dressed up as the Easter Bunny, given speeches about giving speeches, come as close to overheating my body as medically possible under UConn's Gampel pavillion, Swam in the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans, drank an entire Handle of Jack Daniels in one sitting, shot a bow and arrow, had my mouth full of windsheild glass, broken my right foot off (it was cast and the bones re-set, I'm perfectly healthy now thank you for asking), played the saxaphone for more than a decade growing up, read more by the time I left highschool than most people will read in their entire lives, played craps at 4:00am in Vegas, have had both my hands set on fire at different times under differing circumstances, pulled two dozen overnighters in the massive library during college, been fat, skinny, and in shape, talked to myself on occasion, gone out of my way for some people for absolutly no reason whatsoever even after I promise myself I wont,..and also I greatly enjoy lobster ravioli from the Macaroni Grill.I'm an accountant and enjoy my job. I don't work with numbers, but rather ideas, rules, regulations, laws, etc... and I have the feeling the job of an auditor is thoroughly misunderstood. If you ask me for help on your taxes I will punch you in the face. I do not do taxes. I barely get my own in on time.
