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Scott/Tot

Twista has talent, to be able to talk that fast. shit, he must be one hell of a liar

About Me


Hi, my name's Scottie. I make pizza. I make people laugh. I make friends easy. I make enemies even easier. I make poop and pee. I make this life look like cake. I make things harder for myself than they really should be. I make a lot of mistakes. I make up for most of them. I make steak, but when I do, it doesn't always taste that great. I make a good living. I make events worth "eventing". I make love. I make more than I take. I make what I want when I want. I make my family and friends happy. I make thanks to the caveman that decided to make the word "make". However, the only thing I don't make, is sense. I don't make sense.
Tommorow doesnt exist until you wake up in it. time isnt dependable, dont wait for a minute. and if you've got a dream baby, go on and dream it, but wake up if you're sleepin, because thats the WRONG place to see it. you've gotta be alive, survive, and strive to be it. yea life is hard, but i prefer the stress. because that headstone is harder when you're a permanent guest. we could all be deceased, so why be depressed. any day is a good day, even the ones that weren't the best. on the highway, that could be me in a fatal car wreck. plane crash. gun blast. cancer in my chest. its still even in you, you've got a fighting chance. so don't stop movin until the end of the dance, and when the music stops, make the beat with your hands. im gonna kick this real shit until i kick the can. just because we do, life doesn't always stick to a plan.... who am i? the answer is much deeper. for now, lets just say im your motivational speaker. i cant turn water into wine, make a miracle, but i can make you laugh, make your life more livable. the rest is on you, you better know what to do.
hey scottie-its cindahblock, about that porn thing. I think that we can work out a deal. I'll quit the coffee business, you stop tossing salads, and we'll get this rollin. I'll let you pick, you can be my co-star or the director, either way its a 50/50 deal. I'm thinking lots of fur and feathers and watermelon. we'll talk. next time this year we'll be sippin on wine coolers. oh yea.
Screenname:
idunbangdurmom
Real Quotes, from Real People
Brady (hes 4)-- Do you want to come over my nana's house for some cookies today?
Surge-- Dude, call A****y, I wanna Eiffel Tower
Raysin-- Its fitty!
Murphy-- Pet my fucking DOG!! She misses you
Steph-- I'm clipping my toenails tonight, I'm too tired to go out
Cooter-- Scott, can you give me some money so I can go get some food, I'll give it back after we goto the ATM, I promise.....
Uncle Walt-- Its like a Tuesday in here! // If it smells like provolone, leave it alone
Jimbo-- This is our concern dude, this is our concern
Aaron-- RAIIIIIiisseeeeEEE!!!
Brian-- Dude, your speakers are blown, the bass is done dude. Your speakers are done.
Dougie-- NO, THIS IS BASS. THIS IS BASS. THIS IS SO BASS

"YO, DOUGIE FRESH!! LETS RACE FOR PINK SLIPS!! DOUGIE, C'MON, LETS RACE FOR PINK SLIPS!"

My Interests


its so gay. i know, but worth noting!

my roomates may as well write this

thats right girls, your tooth is just the beginning

walkie talkies are the SHIT!

its what i do

its how i decide

zombies are coming eventually
As far as....? Thats a pretty broad area, where should I start. Well, I'm interested in drinking. I love a tall glass of Soco with a splash or two of coke. Most times more than I love the touch of a woman. Call it what you want, but I have a drinking problem. Two hands, and one mouth. It doesn't add up does it? Anyways, back to the booze. Sometimes, I'll have some southern comfort on ice if I'm in a mood. I also love to work. Favorite color is a toss up between Green and Blue. I like makin people laugh, making people who won't laugh cry, then laugh and cry at the same time.. Hard to do? Nah... I'm interested in getting in trouble then finding a way out, not sure if its a brain deficiency or what but I just have to have a challenge.. I love a challenge.. but I hate the fact that some people get offended REALLY easy, so if you're one of those, lighten up... life gets too crazy to be a tight ass, so grab some lube bitch and join the party

I'd like to meet:



oh, also, my to-be bride, if I haven't already..

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Music:

Rap is my first love--- Eminem, cant go wrong with him, everytime I listen to a song, gotta fast forward to him ; Bizarre, nastiest and one of the funniest out there; 50 cent, hes rugged, hard hittin beats, enough to shake a truck, plus hes funny as hell and Tony Yayo and The Game are NASTY with it ; Dre, hes the godfather of it all; Jay-Z, his classic shit is better than his new stuff, but he makes some funny ass disses; Ludacris (first two albums were bangin, but ever since he started talkin about camel seats in his car, it was over for me) and B.I.G and 2pac.. they all share a few tracks on EVERY mix
Rock--- Evanescence, Stabbing Westward, Mudvayne, Marilyn Manson, The Cult... I like alot of the obscure shit that sends a message, doesnt always need bass, but I like those songs that give you a tingle

Oh, and lets not forget the the king, Frankie Sinatra

Movies:

I could list em all, and i prolly will, but favs are WAITING... (BEST effin MOVIE EVER! THEEE BRAIINN.. ohh the pain!), Lucky Number Slevin, what a mindfucker that was, 40 Yr Old Virgin, (i need some POOOON...)Wedding Crashers, (You SANDBAGGIN son of a bitch!)Bad Boys I and II, Closer, The Rock, Seven (Whats in the box!?!?!) anything Kevin Smith puts out -- even if its a blank DVD wrapped in a garbage bag- ill buy it, Gone in 60 Seconds, Pulp Fiction, Troy, Whole Nine (and Ten) Yards, Enemy of the State, Matchstick Men, The Big Hit, Private Parts, Die Hard 1-3, Mr and Mrs Smith, Conspiracy Theory, The Fifth Element, Girl Next Door, BLOW!, OfficeSpace, American Beauty, Rounders (ive never seen a movie where I felt so bad for Matt Damon that I wanted to kill MYSELF too), Beverly Hills Cop 1-3 (Jesus Billy...), Butterfly Effect, Anchorman (audrey... AUDREY!! LOOK AT ME!), Old School, Napoleon Dynamite (napoleon, give me some of your TOTS) Van Wilder (i picked you, because I think you have potential.. potential to be great), Varsity Blues (its very niceeee), Eurotrip, because Scottie really doesn't know

Television:

Chappelle show was the most balla shit ever. Sprinklin diamonds on everything you eat so your dookie comes out twinklin. who comes up with that, only a genius. einstein thought of it, but then he couldnt say it funny like a black man can.

Books:

I like to read, but I'd rather read your mind. It would be so much cooler. Creepy, but way cool.

Heroes:

why, you dont say. theyre all empty on my nightstand. Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Johnnie Walker, Captain Morgan. I could go on, but then they start sounding less like real names and more like stuff you'd actually use to medicate a battle wound for, like Dubra. I'd use dubra on a shank hit right under the arm pit. kills the paiinn...

My Blog

Its prononounced lillypad you homo!

WOOO. apologies for the title. had to throw something a bit different your way for you to read it. and if you're gay, im not sorry. you shouldnt be either. its your own fucking business. ANYWAYS, my n...
Posted by Scott/Tot on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:23:00 PST

LOOK MOM! I made a POOP!

ARHGH. I can't sleep. This drinking every weekend thing has to stop. Well, no it doesn't, it will continue as long as it can until someone gets evicted from their place. Then the fun stops, and partyi...
Posted by Scott/Tot on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:08:00 PST

Ouch

Looking back at me I see that I never really got it rightI never stopped to think of youim always wrapped up in things i can not winyou are the antidote that gets me bysomething strong ...
Posted by Scott/Tot on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:20:00 PST

Sex, Soco, and Texas Hold em'

Me and Surge throw around a couple of concepts. Idk, I'm bored, when I see something funny, I like to show other people. Enjoy chickenBEERmayn: it would be the greatest botch in hookup historychickenB...
Posted by Scott/Tot on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 09:03:00 PST

You know how I know you're gay

well. just in case anyones wondering. this is how i spend most sleepless nights. you think freestyling is the shit? screw that noise. this is where its at, shamlessly ridiculing your best friend into ...
Posted by Scott/Tot on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:42:00 PST

Atlantic City = Hell on Earth

So yea, last weekend I went to Atlantic City with Jamus. It was jamus's last chance to actually enjoy a weekend without being called by a boss of his to monitor his progress and trying so hard to soun...
Posted by Scott/Tot on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 01:45:00 PST

My Website needs Attention!

Yea, I hate typing late at night. Or early in the morning. Whatever you like to call it, its pretty much a toss up. I bet theres a few 90 yr olds up right now in CT thinking its breakfast time. My gue...
Posted by Scott/Tot on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 01:20:00 PST