its so gay. i know, but worth noting!
my roomates may as well write this
thats right girls, your tooth is just the beginning
walkie talkies are the SHIT!
its what i do
its how i decide
zombies are coming eventually
As far as....? Thats a pretty broad area, where should I start. Well, I'm interested in drinking. I love a tall glass of Soco with a splash or two of coke. Most times more than I love the touch of a woman. Call it what you want, but I have a drinking problem. Two hands, and one mouth. It doesn't add up does it? Anyways, back to the booze. Sometimes, I'll have some southern comfort on ice if I'm in a mood. I also love to work. Favorite color is a toss up between Green and Blue. I like makin people laugh, making people who won't laugh cry, then laugh and cry at the same time.. Hard to do? Nah... I'm interested in getting in trouble then finding a way out, not sure if its a brain deficiency or what but I just have to have a challenge.. I love a challenge.. but I hate the fact that some people get offended REALLY easy, so if you're one of those, lighten up... life gets too crazy to be a tight ass, so grab some lube bitch and join the party
oh, also, my to-be bride, if I haven't already..
Rap is my first love--- Eminem, cant go wrong with him, everytime I listen to a song, gotta fast forward to him ; Bizarre, nastiest and one of the funniest out there; 50 cent, hes rugged, hard hittin beats, enough to shake a truck, plus hes funny as hell and Tony Yayo and The Game are NASTY with it ; Dre, hes the godfather of it all; Jay-Z, his classic shit is better than his new stuff, but he makes some funny ass disses; Ludacris (first two albums were bangin, but ever since he started talkin about camel seats in his car, it was over for me) and B.I.G and 2pac.. they all share a few tracks on EVERY mix
Rock--- Evanescence, Stabbing Westward, Mudvayne, Marilyn Manson, The Cult... I like alot of the obscure shit that sends a message, doesnt always need bass, but I like those songs that give you a tingle
Oh, and lets not forget the the king, Frankie Sinatra
I could list em all, and i prolly will, but favs are WAITING... (BEST effin MOVIE EVER! THEEE BRAIINN.. ohh the pain!), Lucky Number Slevin, what a mindfucker that was, 40 Yr Old Virgin, (i need some POOOON...)Wedding Crashers, (You SANDBAGGIN son of a bitch!)Bad Boys I and II, Closer, The Rock, Seven (Whats in the box!?!?!) anything Kevin Smith puts out -- even if its a blank DVD wrapped in a garbage bag- ill buy it, Gone in 60 Seconds, Pulp Fiction, Troy, Whole Nine (and Ten) Yards, Enemy of the State, Matchstick Men, The Big Hit, Private Parts, Die Hard 1-3, Mr and Mrs Smith, Conspiracy Theory, The Fifth Element, Girl Next Door, BLOW!, OfficeSpace, American Beauty, Rounders (ive never seen a movie where I felt so bad for Matt Damon that I wanted to kill MYSELF too), Beverly Hills Cop 1-3 (Jesus Billy...), Butterfly Effect, Anchorman (audrey... AUDREY!! LOOK AT ME!), Old School, Napoleon Dynamite (napoleon, give me some of your TOTS) Van Wilder (i picked you, because I think you have potential.. potential to be great), Varsity Blues (its very niceeee), Eurotrip, because Scottie really doesn't know
Chappelle show was the most balla shit ever. Sprinklin diamonds on everything you eat so your dookie comes out twinklin. who comes up with that, only a genius. einstein thought of it, but then he couldnt say it funny like a black man can.
I like to read, but I'd rather read your mind. It would be so much cooler. Creepy, but way cool.
why, you dont say. theyre all empty on my nightstand. Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Johnnie Walker, Captain Morgan. I could go on, but then they start sounding less like real names and more like stuff you'd actually use to medicate a battle wound for, like Dubra. I'd use dubra on a shank hit right under the arm pit. kills the paiinn...