first things first,
wheres your shitter!!!
im not kiddin, i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!
corn?
i dont remember eating any corn!
oh, hello...pardon me
i had a turtle head pokin out
and needed to get rid of it before i crapped ma pants.
so, ya want to get to know me better huh!!
well my names fat bastard, and i weigh a metric ton.
yeah im a big boy.
ive got bigger titties than you do
ive got more chins than a chinese phone book
ive not seen my willy in 2 years
which is long enough to declare it legally dead
I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat.
It's a vicious cycle.
Now if you'll excuse me, there's someone I need to get in touch with
; meself....... yeah right.
everybody that see's me knows im dead sexy.
just look at ma titties.
anyways, i work for doctor evil as his henchman.
he's a bit on the loony side if ya know what i mean.
the only reason i work for the bastard is so that i might get a chance to eat his little babbay
you know that mini me he calls him
mmm im getting hungry just thinkin bout the little thing
I'm bigger than you!!
I'm higher on the food chain!!!
Get in ma belly!!!
god i love baby!!!
its the other, other white meat
but ma real passion is my sumo wrestling
i love it.!!! i love to play dirtay!!
well thats all ima going to tell you for now
oh god it smells terrible in here
but nothing like smelling your own brand
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